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but pot noodle developed a fork that twirled when you pushed a button on it.
"Judges had to disqualify two competitors, one for playing connected spoons and one for a set of bones (the Irish tradition from which spoon-playing originates). The host, Peter Brookes, said "one guy had been playing the bones for 65 years but, despite putting on a fantastic show, the judges felt that if they allowed bones then next year people would be playing castanets and that would be madness" ".
Doesn't matter if they walk into a tree, hit themselves with a hammer, electrocute themselves or have an iphone fall on their head from 13 storeys up, it's all gold.
but by definition they are not really candles at all.
remains impossible to remove with tearing the slice, resulting in an unsatisfactory snack.
The artificial gluey-ness of a cheese slice is one of lifes strange high points.
I want a walk through insta-dry machine please
And tell him to get working on a full body airblade.
You stand in a kind of portal-looking thing and it gets really hot and makes you mildly dry.
Have you not see the advert with Geronimo?
At least, the last few I went to.
I could show you some modern day spoons that would blow your fucking mind, son.
At least for the last 20-30 years..
What kind of mark-up must they be putting on my Chow Mein Tikka Masala Stuffed Crust Sausage & Chips?