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stale BBQ Beef Hula Hoops
the ones which already have extreme molecular similarity to cardboard are THE WORST. I feel your pain. Can you take them back to the shop?
THEY'D LAUGH IN MY FACE.
you don't purposely sit off-centre as well?
When I'm laying a cleaveland steamer on your mum's chest.
I want to set a reminder alarm on my phone
Stale Skips are the worst.
I might get myself a nice fresh packet of salt & vinegar Discos. And lick my fingers.
best way of establishing whether or not you have any cuts in your mouth, since 1985.
so much so that they taste cold
He likes Ocean Colour Scene but he's alright.
Everyone else is a cunt.
Or at least cutting his visage
He does that. WEEEEIIIIIIILLLL.
This makes me sound like I talk about Will a lot. I don't.
What do geeks like? Under a fiver please.
I may just give him one of my old tatty bras.
Oh he just laughed his head off at a card with a bum on it. I think I'll just get him a card with a bum on it.
I can't stop laughing at this vision.
that not being #8
left them open over the weekend in my desk draw and they went hard. that's the wrong way round isn't it?
You're sadly mistaken
That man with a farm told me
well you obviously but you get my point