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where a reporter from the Walford Gazette came to the square to interview Pauline about proposed plans to pave over the garden, which would have meant relocating Arthur's memorial bench to a less prominent location, possibly away from the square.
Pauline gathered up Sonia, Billy and some other minor role children to pose for the photo.
Just before the snap, Pauline said "Right kids, look miserable."
It had never occured to me before then that people weren't genuinely on the verge of tears when they had their picture taken for a local-interest news item.
And we've sometimes had to send our photographer out to take new photos when he's come back with people grinning at the prospect of having a 125 metre wind turbine at the end of their garden.
Headline: OUT OF DATE PASTY SOLD TO YOUNG MUM
Strapline: Toddler took bite of food three days past its sell-by date
This is their front page splash.
(middle class, deeply Conservative, rural Buckinghamshire commuter-ville)
The headline on the local paper was 'WHEN WILL THE TYRANNY END?' and it was concerning a few teenagers who'd kicked over a litter bin outside the train station. One local resident described the village as being 'like Beirut' after 9pm. It was probably the best and worst piece of journalism I'd ever read at the same time. The letters pages are the highlights of my week if I'm visiting.