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I don't believe it
"all the time he was firing the f*ckjuice"
''They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age."
At midnight, the young man became to masturbate and because of his addiction could not stop and continued to do it 42 individual times
and no actual explanation of how you die through masturbating 42 times. Which would give you a sore cock but not be likely to kill you.
I'm going to confidently state that is an urban legend misreported as news.
I dread to think what happens when you masturbate
Someone should do a public information campaign.
If you were stupid enough not to stop if you cut it, while it probably wouldn't kill you, it could do some quite nasty damage down there. And if you were somehow managing to stay aroused during all this (which almost certainly wouldn't happen), you could lose a fair amount of blood, though I'm sure the body would probably just have a system where you'd lose your erection before bleeding to death.
lol, jus' tollin guize!
It's post-modern genius.
As you say you'd definitely stop.
I'm 100% certain this story's bollocks.
You just stop discharging. Your blood isn't actually connected to your epididymis in such a way where blood would take place of sperm. That just wouldn't happen.
Where the fuck do you think the blood is being lost?
They'd just find a dead body of a guy with his trousers down and hand on his cock. There isn't some way that a pathologist would look at this and go "I make that 42 masturbations". I don't even reckon you'd cum after a certain number so there'd be no way of telling.
This post may contain a bit too much detail.
who evidently had intimate knowledge of the situation. "For fuck's sake son, you've masturbated 40 times today already. Now pull your pants up and come down for dinner." "Erm, actually, it's 42 times, MU... *cough* *dies*".
Still laughing :D
Wow, I must've been so close to death, so many times!
at most he would have a sore dried up willy.
NOTHING MORE TO SEE HERE. GO BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
Its true though, 42 isnt that many really. If you think about it. Bit excessive, but nothing wrong with that.
wank angry (IN THREE DIMENSIONS)
toss their life away like that
we can do it pals
Dr HEATHEN suggests you pop off to the Ay and Ee and tell them what you've done and need your cock checked for rippage.
He said that when he had a tug, his spaff came out like dairylea. He said it was THAT solid. He didn't die though.
did they count the fucking rings or something?
Pathologist "Yes...definitely 42 times."
having explained his monumental feat?
Apparently all the assumptions about the reason for the death, above, revolve around bleeding.
You know that during orgasm, some chemical (hormone?) is released in the brain that tend to put the protagonist to sleep.
What if, an overdose of that chemical could have have interfered with the medulla oblongata that control basic body functions like the generation of your heart beats?
total wank / bollocks
that Douglas Adams missed out on
I've masturbated way more than 42 times. I can feel Death's long spindly fingers etching their way around my neck.
I used to nip the end of my cape it when I was 'arriving', so that instead of making a gooey mess, it was all held inside the tube and the bag, then I'd waddle downstairs to the toilet and release it, problem was generally it wouldn't all come out straight away and some would get blocked up in the pipes, so I'd have to do a very stingy painful wee to clean it out, then I'd not be able to 'arrive' again for at least 24 hours! It got way worse when I started sexing too, for me at least, since I'd basically be able to go for as long as was necessary cause I had no sensation there, but when i did finally khumb it'd hurt a bit and then be mega sore for ages after!
So yeah, paynis problems, agh
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perhaps he killed himself (by other means) after this 'session'