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You can die from overly masturbating?
I don't believe it
he got the gush
one of Morris's best - poetry
"all the time he was firing the f*ckjuice"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_mOf4kJ7dE
I love badly translated articles
''They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age."
texture is a strange word to use in that context
At midnight, the young man became to masturbate and because of his addiction could not stop and continued to do it 42 individual times
No names, vague locations, no quotes...
and no actual explanation of how you die through masturbating 42 times. Which would give you a sore cock but not be likely to kill you.
I'm going to confidently state that is an urban legend misreported as news.
I don't even want to know
Blood loss??!!??!?!
I dread to think what happens when you masturbate
:''''''')
Still laughing
Oh God.
How can someone that attached to their virginity know so little about masturbation?
Yep. So many people die from cut nerves every week.
Someone should do a public information campaign.
Theres a pretty big vein there actually.
If you were stupid enough not to stop if you cut it, while it probably wouldn't kill you, it could do some quite nasty damage down there. And if you were somehow managing to stay aroused during all this (which almost certainly wouldn't happen), you could lose a fair amount of blood, though I'm sure the body would probably just have a system where you'd lose your erection before bleeding to death.
Fantastic - the textbook "Erm, I was only joking all along, honest" post.
Beautiful.
:D
Classic Frank
lol, jus' tollin guize!
He's a troll who only trolls himself.
It's post-modern genius.
I don't deny that I'm still a virgin.
Yeah - I know you could injure yourself but there's no way you'd actually die.
As you say you'd definitely stop.
I'm 100% certain this story's bollocks.
D:
Erm, that isn't what happens though.
You just stop discharging. Your blood isn't actually connected to your epididymis in such a way where blood would take place of sperm. That just wouldn't happen.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/antichrist%20ejaculate%20blood/closerframe/Antichristmp4_snapshot_011305_20100.jpg
Fuck it, I'm going to regret this but I'm going in.
Where the fuck do you think the blood is being lost?
This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, 'danger wank'
There's your ultimate question
look at the picture on this one :D
http://hiphopwired.com/2011/09/04/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-in-one-night-30097/
hahaha
This isn't hiphop news. Who is running this website?
A complete wanker.
For anyone who still thinks this is true, how would someone possibly know he'd masturbated 42 times?
They'd just find a dead body of a guy with his trousers down and hand on his cock. There isn't some way that a pathologist would look at this and go "I make that 42 masturbations". I don't even reckon you'd cum after a certain number so there'd be no way of telling.
This post may contain a bit too much detail.
Notches on the bedpost
Or he just discussed it with his mum
who evidently had intimate knowledge of the situation. "For fuck's sake son, you've masturbated 40 times today already. Now pull your pants up and come down for dinner." "Erm, actually, it's 42 times, MU... *cough* *dies*".
This was actually the ending Dickens had in mind for the Mystery of Edward Drood...
they cut it in half and counted the rings.
42 spaff soaked tissues innit.
."I make that 42 masturbations"
Still laughing :D
he literally wanked himself to death
brilliant.
Wow, I must've been so close to death, so many times!
This is not true
at most he would have a sore dried up willy.
fact.
MISSBASS HAS PASSED JUDGEMENT, EVERYONE
NOTHING MORE TO SEE HERE. GO BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
It's been enough to make me want to crack one off now.
I won't though. I've got a sore dried up willy from this morning.
Goodnight mister Tom
:D
Its true though, 42 isnt that many really. If you think about it. Bit excessive, but nothing wrong with that.
!!!
It depends how FURIOUSLY he was doing it.
wank furious 5
wank angry (IN THREE DIMENSIONS)
he was swimming in the meaning of life
so predictable that this thread got so many replies so fast :D
So sad to see someone just
toss their life away like that
I knew this thread wouldn't let me down
thats willy bad
I hope he's satisfied.
You bastard. You've managed two more than me.
Is this a thread about wanking?
yes.
texture.
texture.
another stroke victim
this thread nearly has 69 replies
we can do it pals
we should've stopped at 41
it might be internal, you might be haemorrhaging right now.
Dr HEATHEN suggests you pop off to the Ay and Ee and tell them what you've done and need your cock checked for rippage.
STOP POSTING
^69th reply
A friend of mine was really ill once, and he was de-hydrated, like really dehydrated.
He said that when he had a tug, his spaff came out like dairylea. He said it was THAT solid. He didn't die though.
Probably wore Oakley sunglasses.
As if this is true you stormdrains
did they count the fucking rings or something?
Pathologist "Yes...definitely 42 times."
maybe he called an ambulance, and then died after they got there,
having explained his monumental feat?
:''''''''''''')
possible cause
Apparently all the assumptions about the reason for the death, above, revolve around bleeding.
You know that during orgasm, some chemical (hormone?) is released in the brain that tend to put the protagonist to sleep.
What if, an overdose of that chemical could have have interfered with the medulla oblongata that control basic body functions like the generation of your heart beats?
Maybe it was the gush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_mOf4kJ7dE
anything that ends with a ! in the first sentence is probably
total wank / bollocks
This was the one
that Douglas Adams missed out on
Shit, that's not good...
I've masturbated way more than 42 times. I can feel Death's long spindly fingers etching their way around my neck.
still proud of my contributions to this
I didnt know how to do it properly when i first started so I ended up breaking it for about a decade
I should explain
I used to nip the end of my cape it when I was 'arriving', so that instead of making a gooey mess, it was all held inside the tube and the bag, then I'd waddle downstairs to the toilet and release it, problem was generally it wouldn't all come out straight away and some would get blocked up in the pipes, so I'd have to do a very stingy painful wee to clean it out, then I'd not be able to 'arrive' again for at least 24 hours! It got way worse when I started sexing too, for me at least, since I'd basically be able to go for as long as was necessary cause I had no sensation there, but when i did finally khumb it'd hurt a bit and then be mega sore for ages after!
So yeah, paynis problems, agh
jfc
36,588 people viewed this thread last year
STATS
can i just clarify though
did 36,588 people view the thread or was the thread viewed 36,588 times
no thanks to my posts
now gone
this would not be a cause for death, perhaps you have drawn the wrong conclusions
perhaps he killed himself (by other means) after this 'session'
This is a whole 'nutha level!