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Why can't you play rugby whilst wearing glasses?
It's a contact sport.
because you're shit at football.
It would work better if you said it to me probably, but then I might cry.
Because you need Twenty-20 vision.
Apparently my jokes were this good. I even wrote my own joke book.
My cousin always used to tell me orange jokes. For example: What do you call an orange with legs? A LIZARD!
I was over the Moon.
posters asking me if I knew what 'ubiquity' meant.
I feel like rubbish
I had something on