What a fucking pointless idea. My parents moved house for the first time in 26 years last week and I'm back up for the summer. The last three days they've had like an open house thing for people to come and see it, which basically means people barging up and down the stairs commenting on this, that, and the other and bursting into my room at ungodly hours without knocking and likening me to 'Shrek' because I close my fucking door.
'Yes, as you can see, we have bedrooms here. Fascinating isn't it.'
We get the idea.