What kind of weird remarks have complete strangers made to you recently on the flimsiest of pretexts?
'A friend of mine once had a catheter in for a while after an operation...one day he lost the keys to his house. He tried to kick the door down, snapped the catheter and couldn't have sex for six months.
Excuse me a second - I might get a blowjob tonight and I just want to wash myself in the sink'.
What's anyone else had complete strangers say to them out of the blue recently?