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as did your mother.
hangovers are sweaty.
i have my friday chocolate. its a twix this week.
I bought that, six bottles of wine and a bag of 4 oranges which I then bust open and shared with the woman queuing up behind me in exchange for 50p. She was carrying a cat, in Tesco.
winning on all fronts.
Offering nuts and olives. Holding out on me, Flynn.
I have 2 oranges as well. I don't like them, I need one for a recipe. You can have the other. Glad I found someone to share them with or I'd have 4 of the wretched things.
I will have the wine, chocolate and nuts,. You can have the oranges and olives (100?)
they were mini
They are all smaller than normal Twirls. I was proper upset, though they were on offer.
i want some.
Might have another in a bit. We'll see.
They come in big bags like minstrels and m&ms do.
They're alright. We got through a whole bag in about 2 mnutes.
it doesn't look like there'd be much biting involved
where can i get these?
I'm meant to be playing croquet tomorrow, I hope this doesn't last.
Shame it's not The Tempest!!11!1! LOL!!!1111"34
I can precis it for you, save you the hassle of going.
not the play
If that wasn't bad enough I had to rage at some ladies for putting their brollies up. Yeah you sit there and enjoy the show and I'll look at your cunting brolly, bitch.
Might not have played out exactly like that.
Ironically our new flat was furnished with an even better kettle.
sEAN, GET BACK FROM THE BLOODY CINEMA AND FIX YOUR WEBITE, TA. (AND SORRY FOR SAYING YOUR TWITTER WAS RUBBISH.)
(I was only kidding though. I know the smashes are kind of set in tablets of DiS stone now, until you get this programmer person in 2042.)
I for one will stop using the forums
get it done
i quite like watching them go into my skin.
I had bloood tests on Monday and they had to take it from a vein in my hand as I have crap veins and that made me feel weird and it really hurt!
I like the others.
I had a drip in my hand a little while a go.The nurse forgot to change the bag and my blood started going into it. That was nice.
I had some pre-cancerous cells removed once from my cervix and they kept telling me to watch on screen as they burned my insides away with a laser. YEAH, NO THANKS, DOC (though I would like a video of it now, just not live, yeah?!)
TOO MUCH INFORMATION?!
My friend had a C section and she could SEE IT ALL IN THE MIRROR AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!111ONE
as long as i was on morphine of course.
(or a man lasering me up like that) Like, I properly taste it and I have to check my mouth isn't actually bleeding. Do other people get this?
i reckon it would make me look a bit like indianna jones tho, so i'm still interested.
not forgetting the morphine.
*Crystal Skull era
'a man lasering me up'?
i reckon that would rule.
They put me on Morphine and I was beyond mental. Like ridiculously mental.
And wouldn't let the nurse near me.
My ex had to sort out my xray. Trufax.
It was nowhere near as fun as I thought it was going to be. AND I WAS STILL IN PAIN.
They gave me diamorphine. At least I know I'll never be a smack addict.
Still wouldn't choose to watch it go in, though. Eases the pain when it's a surprise.
I did faint once when I had routine toenail surgery. That was a high point in my life.
It was going pretty well until I fainted. He asked if I wanted to watch him rip a horrendously large piece of ingrown toenail out of my foot, I obviously said yes.
Then I noticed it was bleeding a lot, and he was tugging at things that shouldn't be tugged (pardon?) so my body went into 'instantly sweat from every pore' mode, and I was gone.
That's like having boiling water pumped around your body. Aazing stuff.
I could tell you about the (more recent) toenail surgery I had where I didn't watch him maul me and therefore didn't faint, if you'd like?
I'm not sure who to blame.
I'm hard as nails and even I teared up a bit at that one.
because I ran up 4 flights of stairs straight after and I don't know why :(
Stick the kettle on or something.
I heard this joke twice within about 5 minutes of kettle talk. Well done guys, really well done.
And a kettle?
Leave now and you'll be here in time for the party tonight
search under everyone's beds and sofa for loose change/wads of cash.
but i have just made it so it is extremely hot. which is an issue as i am very thirsty and want to drink it now. That's my biggest dilemma at this time. that and i have to walk past the office girl i now fancy (i've switched my allegiance from a different one) to get to the kitchen, which has a whole new aspect of intrigue to obtaining a hot drink.
the tea is at the correct temperature now. I am enjoying it.
top notch tea if'a do say so
WHAT AM I GOING TO DUNK MY TWIX IN?!
someone (someone totally mad) turned the fridge up to ultra-freeze so all the milk is really cold. i quite like it tho.
which way did they turn the dial?
make of that what you will.
I wish people would stop bloody tinkering, especially when it's not at all obvious whether the higher number means higher temperature or higher refridgeration!!11
I'ma have a ciggie.
might join you, still raining though. imma get wet on the cycle home :(
I have a meeting at 4.30. the smell will have gone by then, yeah?
3 PAIRS DO!
never changed one on my bike. Thats what men are for.
You'll soon see what I mean.
i'll do that tonight.
We started working here at the same time. My manager is off today and the other girl who has been here ages is on holiday. My colleague keeps asking me questions. WE SHOULD KNOW THE SAME AMOUNT OF STUFF.
Also, she keeps talking about her gastric band IN DETAIL. She can feel it flapping around in her belly when she runs....VOM VOM VOM.
people learn at different speeds - no need to be quite so high and mighty
i have no thoughts on point 2
It starts to get on your nerves. I can't get on with my work because she can't think for herself and its easier to ask me and get an instant answer than to find out for herself.
Probably crying into his keyboard.
i was really good.
I'll treat you to some penny sweets later.
*pats meths on head*
the disapearing disease is so indiscriminate.
and was right to.
my teeth are all sticky now. thanks a lot the inventor of coca-cola
Actually hate it.
I think it was your coke post that's made me feel sick actually. CHEERS METHS.
reminds me of the time when I was walking the streets of Sydney when I was a wee 19yo and watched a *ahem* gentleman of no fixed abode come out of a corner shop. He was carrying a plastic bag containing a bottle of meths and three 2L bottles of coke. He sat down on the nearest doorstep and proceeded to mix himself a round of metho cocktails.
Meths & coke. Sounds like my worst night ever.
might have a go at this twix now.
I have no food.
I have no kettle.
I'm just going to sit in the corner and cry for a bit.
Silberman and Malkmus so I wouldn't get too down about it love.
she he can wear hi best pants
really fantastic stuff.
She he can wear hi best pants. Here we go.
Oh man. I need to come up to Manchester.
Who wants to come to lunch in the rain in my back garden on Sunday 4th September? RSVP
love, old bloke
what's he like with spiders?
and went out to buy a can a red bull and got rained on. Are we still talking about this or has the conversation moved on?
to get rained on over lunch.
I'm off to read Lucien's latest car crash of a thread.
and he thinks I'm flirting and joking but I'm not.
We spoke earlier and I told him I was a temp and he them IMed me saying:
hope you stay
Me - 17:24
Him - 17:25
you arter genuinely a nice person and i am sure they might try to find somethign for you
Haha cheers. I hope so. I like it here.
is it becos of me
hee hee hee
him - 17:26
i would ask around now pretty much to see if there is anything
but if you do go be sure to let me have your digits
Me - 17:26
Yeah. I think I've got a few months left though.
NERG. WHAT TO DO?
tell him you have a boyfriend or something
He sits two desk away from me. He can see I'm at my pc.
'Let me have your digits' mean?
and ask for someones number in such a wierd way?
He asked me to my face earlier as well and I said I'd say he'd got the wrong number if he called me. I'm very blunt and a bit moody with him but he just thinks its my sense of humour.
just get the boyfriend thing in immediately. he'll shut up straight away.
he's only asking for them in the future, right?
He doesn't want it for work purposes. He said he just wants to call me up for a chat.
I mean the way that's phrased up there you can easily reply with 'yeah, sure' and then end the conversation somehow.
SOAKED on the way home, was wearing jeans, and could barely turn the pedals by the final stretch.