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This is actually hilarious:
Also, Jay-Z's laugh.
I've been repeatedly asked will I 'do anal sex'. Let me make it very clear.. Any man I contemplate has to be into anal sex.. It was a family paper so they wudnt have printed it but let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I 'do anal' and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if 'doing anal' wasn't on the menu, amongst everything else$$ So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply... I've had reasonable complaints from lesbians that they have been excluded. This was terribly remiss of me and I would now like to make it clear that women will also be very much considered. As will Brians and Nigels.. Since there were complaints there too.
It's all quite bizarre.
with this blog
One TOTALLY hot sex bastard who made be bang into a huge pillar while walking through Copenhagen airport on way home from Estonia with descriptions of all the delicious things he wuz gonna do to me
So.. Next in consideration is a man who said he had spent time on Sunday morning looking up yams on the Internet.
If you read that without knowing who wrote it and then had to guess afterwards who wrote it...
when you realise she no longer looks like