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(a thread for things that there obviously are worse than things)
walking in sandals in the rain
had a rubbish one at lunch, how hard can it be?
and what it has become
so long it actually had broken down into mouldy mush, luckily was in a plastic bag, was so disgusting that now I actually check stuff regularly...
And realising it ceased to be milk or any other liquid at least 2 days ago.
discovering shower is not working
..the HOLOCAUST just called asking for its sense of perspective back. SIMPLIFY YEAH?
next time you get up after a horridly humid night. you're sticky. you're tired. it's tuesday. it's 6.30am. this week can already fuck off, but hey, at least there's the prospect of not feeling like a horribly sweaty grotbag all day.
then the shower breaks
are you SERIOUSLY telling me that is not worse than the holocaust? SERIOUSLY? pfft. you are wrong
Getting in the shower whilst it's hot, only for it to IMMEDIATELY run out of hot water. Leaving you cold, wet, and pretty much fucked.
or in worst case scenario, after you've soaped yourself up
THERE'S NOTHING WORSE.
I'm a Northerner so this is important to me.
then realising that it isn't cheese: it is the melted roof of your mouth.
I do it way too often. Usually on chips.
thus ruining everything
Dry rice (main)
on the firsge mouthful hot pie. I was so upset.
And getting one of those ridiculous chip jenga things of about 8 chips that aren't cooked properly in the middle.
like the time i went to pick up my hot cup of tea and ended up falling down the stairs.
and twists around your foot, despite repeated attempts to correct it.
The seam of a sock on your toes.
when a little toe works its way out of a hole in a sock and loses circulation
only to see a mouse come sailing out of there as well, flying across your bathroom like Charlie fucking Sheen in Drop Zone before scampering off to spend the next week mocking your attempts to catch him in a humane mouse trap by shitting on all of your kitchen surfaces AND the top of the box of your generic off-brand crunchy nut cornflakes when you can't afford to buy any more until you decide to sack off all your bleeding heart liberal principles and just buy a nasty looking murderous mouse trap which STILL fails to catch the little twat.
putting it in your mouth and lighting the wrong end.