- free coffee and tea?
- water coolers?
- same sex toilets?
- a canteen?
- bike shelters?
- do the smokers have a satisfactory smoking den?
- free coffee and tea? Yes, but the coffee is rank.
- water coolers? Yes, and today it is especially cold.
- same sex toilets? No, but they are hidden away in a corner, for excellent bumsmell transfer.
- a canteen? Yes, but i've not used it yet. It looks epic.
- bike shelters? Uh huh, but some people put their motorbikes in there.
- do the smokers have a satisfactory smoking den? Yes. I walk past it every day and it is always full.