Well that’s the day ruined.
More importantly, where the hell has it gone?! Just took my trousers off in the office and turned them inside out. NO SIGN OF THE FUCKER. Took off my shoes, socks…nothing. It’s not on the floor. So…..where is it? Has it ventured…inside me? Which access route did it take?
Also, now I feel like I’M COVERED IN SPIDERS
I misjudged its athleticism and was too blasé about the whole terrible situation at the start……and now I’m covered in spiders, awful, terrible spiders......