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really need a shit, but the cleaner's in my en-suite
just say to them you need a massive dump.
Or do one in the kitchen. Sure they have to clean in there yet anyway.
but daddy says he'll make me bite the pillow if i do
and he's black
been in the navy for 30 years, lovely chap
That man is a hero.
but spent more money than I intended in Costa and couldn't afford it
I do not think of myself middle class though so I wouldn't know.
I assume though that 75 % at least on DIS are middle class though.
Anyway, back to the thread subject.
'Oh my god, I went to Vintage Topshop and bought the best vintage dress it's so epic. Can't wait to wear it down London Fields'.
Makes me laugh quite alot
feels persecuted by the oiks poaching on his 40 acres of paradise
because the oiks made fun of you for getting grade c or above in math, arts, r.e and spanish? did you cry out in anguish from the balcony of your ivory tower?
you make me sick to my stomach.
Unless you're admitting to being a disgusting working class ruffian yourself, in which case GTFO. DiS isn't for the likes of you.
even though we have a good selection of cheese knives :(
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
would probably help for my homemade scotch eggs though. every cloud.