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It all goes to show that Hans that does dishes can be soft as Gervais with mild green hairy-lipped squids.
but it's made me angry
we get a magazine delivered called KL Magazine (like a rubbish West norfolk Time Out), the cover of which boasted of an interview with Linford Christie. The caption for his article was meant to be above his picture. Unfortunately the caption below read "local colour".
I'm ashamed to admit I told both jokes to a fairly right-on friend when we were out for lunch on sunday (I was tipsy on wheat beer, we had been talking about the olympics, and my safety catch was off.) He had to good grace to fall about laughing.
...as it's a public bar.
He had a good sense of puma.
An elephant on a motorbike