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I'll be honest, I'm struggling
the worst of all squads
I was feeling bad enough as it was ;)
maybe she was playing STEAKS AND LADDERS.
But seriously poor coo :(
She'd have been better climbing up a bo-vine.
...I herd about the bovine...
...heifer get free?
- Mornin' love.
- Can I get you a cuppa?
- Ooh, yes please love. Black, two sugars, leave the bag in.
- No milk?
- No, it's OK love, I've got me cow-ladder in the van.
(This will only make pun-sense if you are familiar with George Formby's back catalogue)