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I mean SERIOUSLY
What sort of a moron is he?
in before someone posts something creepy
hey do you think there are any cops on dis? i bet jordan is a informant or something.
water, puts out fire yeah? Fire! Shit he's going to start a fire!
That's just baffling.
Which raises difficult epistemological dilemmas.
hell >>>>> handcart
the nature and existence of empirical truth has taxed the finest philosophical minds for millenia - what the hell do Essex Police know?
what the fuck is going on in the UK?
From August 9th: We won't tolerate senders of false messages intending to incite disorder, or cause alarm. Don't tweet what you don't know to be 100% true.
Which rather ruined my upcoming series of tweets on string theory (for my twitter followers, apologies for repeating my gags).
Still, Essex's finest (an institution I know far too well) are doing some good - from 15 hours ago: Police searching for owner of yellow and blue budgie found flying around Co-op in Westcliff on Friday. Is he yours?
If only the IPCC sent out their press releases via BlackBerry
You see, the problem with Britain today is that too many WhiteBerries have become Blackberries
Now I'm also seeing crackerberry.
and the one after
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/aug/15/daily-mail-alleged-rape-riots-police > good work mail (i'm mainly think of the apostrophes)
*THINKING OF THE APOSTROPHES FFS.
'I and ministers from across the coalition government will review every aspect of our work to mend our broken society...(eg.) the obsession with health and safety that has eroded people’s willingness to act according to common sense.'
YES FINALLY. HEALTH AND SAFETY CAUSED THE RIOTS! THANK YOU CAMERON. AT LAST SOMEONE SAYS THE TRUTH.
(always a good start)
I have a feeling that when this knee has stopped jerking there will be quite a few people lining up to sue the Police/CPS/etc
but then again, they wont get any legal aid
so probably not
umm. i mean the human rights i can maybe just about see the perverted logic in...i think it's bollocks but in a dailymail kind of a way...HEALTH AND SAFETY. just wtf on so many levels.
I don't even live in Britain
I'm just astounded that you guys take it at all
but there are places like this
which stocks crumpets at a MASSIVE premium
there are no fish & chip shops in Stockholm though
i'll take you personally oy oy
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