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Some tips please.
...go from there.
their favourite debut brick, and whether they think that cement-piracy is killing building.
Make sure you know about the rough provincial towns nightclub so you can make up a story about pulling a fat bird - I used to love people assuming I enjoyed Ritzies and porking ugly women
even if it happens to be your mum/a traffic warden etc.
without the use of the internet?
Answer every question with a question. Builders love that shit.
They love that, and also make sure you offer them plenty of advice on how to do whatever they're doing
Offer them tea and start a conversation about something, newspaper on the table is always good "have you read this shite..."
Their vision is based on movement.
i think they call it `builder's law`
Offer tea and biscuits.
Complain bitterly about those ruddy Polish types coming over here, taking all of our construction jobs.
Complain bitterly about health snad safety legislation. It's political correctness gone MAD, red tape, bureacracy, pencil pushing down at City Hall.
If in Scotland, do not mention the football. there's roughly a 50% chance that your house will be left structurally unsound if you give the wrong view.
If in England, complain bitterly about Manchester United.
Offer to make them a sandwich at lunchtime.
He absolutely loved it.
One big burly guy has completely fallen in love with the small black pug, and can be caught cuddling her and singing to her when he thinks nobody's in :'')
...plywood and the hegemonic masculinity of competing males.
2 topics right there.