probably the the most devastating thing that can happen to a man when he still has his health and his good looks (trust me)
ps for all you trivia nerds out there, yes this is the second time in four days i've had chips. Touch me. Or not, if you don't want to I guess. I mean I've got sort of greasy recently. Probably from all the chips. Also if you touch me you might also smell of chips, but that's no bad thing right?