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Who is the greatest horse of all time?

Lucien [Edit] [Delete] 179 replies 10:19 August 12th, 2011

I need to know

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Sarah Jessica Parker innit

rich78 | 12 Aug '11, 10:22 | X | ^ This | Reply

alcxxk this'd this
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDV-UkF3D_Q
  
  deadonthestairs @rich78 | 12 Aug '11, 12:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXhq_r3Wsyg
    
    brandt @deadonthestairs | 12 Aug '11, 17:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
- celine dion
  
  creakyknees @rich78 | 31 Oct '11, 09:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
Horson Welles.

IT'S FRIDAY EVERYONE. THE FUN STARTS HERE.

Steve13105895 | 12 Aug '11, 10:22 | X | ^ This | Reply

MajorCriiimes this'd this
horse wessel

thewarn | 12 Aug '11, 10:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Keppler?
  
  Balonz @thewarn | 12 Aug '11, 10:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - horse
    
    thewarn @Balonz | 12 Aug '11, 10:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
I think it's probably Champion the Wonder Horse

He had a song and everything.

zxcvbnm- | 12 Aug '11, 10:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
- so did horse wessel
  
  thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 12 Aug '11, 10:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  brusma and -dan- this'd this
- AND black beauty.
  
  Woah! Black beauty bam-a-lam.
  
  Something like that. On all good rock anthem CDs.
  
  thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 12 Aug '11, 10:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  LdnMetropolitanElite this'd this
  - I heard about when Leeds played Sheffield United in the 80s
    
    And some National Front guys who'd infiltrated the Leeds ranks were racially abusing their players, so the Blades fans replied with "Woah, black [insert first name of our black player], bam ber lam." Pretty cool, that.
    
    (my token post about racism for today)
    
    MajorCriiimes @thewarn | 5 Feb '13, 17:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
Bucephalus

or Dapple

one of them

amnuck | 12 Aug '11, 10:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
Kauto Star

Cunt's won me cash a couple of times which makes him great.

Balonz | 12 Aug '11, 10:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
horse d'oeurvres

mac_daddy | 12 Aug '11, 10:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
Mr Ed

PickledOeuf | 12 Aug '11, 10:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
None of these sound very great

Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 10:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
*What*

who? ?[hoo] Show IPA
pronoun; possessive whose; objective whom.
1.
what person or persons?: Who did it?
2.
(of a person) of what character, origin, position, importance, etc.: Who does she think she is?
3.
the person that or any person that (used relatively to represent a specified or implied antecedent): It was who you thought.
4.
(used relatively in restrictive and nonrestrictive clauses to represent a specified antecedent, the antecedent being a person or sometimes an animal or personified thing): Any kid who wants to can learn to swim.
5.
Archaic . the person or persons who.

Gringo | 12 Aug '11, 10:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
- That's quite a long name for a horse
  
  I pity the commentator who had to call his races
  
  Lucien @Gringo | 12 Aug '11, 10:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  Gringo this'd this
Of ALL time?

I've no idea.

Royter-Hatfood | 12 Aug '11, 10:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Doesn't stop millions of people
  
  who have never seen anything other than a shot stopped by Gordon Banks confidently proclaim Pele as the greatest horse of all time
  
  Lucien @Royter-Hatfood | 12 Aug '11, 10:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Oh I see
    
    In that case, Jesse Owens.
    
    Royter-Hatfood @Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 10:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
Silver

prunes | 12 Aug '11, 10:31 | X | ^ This | Reply

Antelope this'd this
Sea The Stars was the first horse to win all the classics in one season a few years ago

he was awesome. Had a fifty year old jockey, too.

Galileo around the turn of the Millenium was the first million-pound horse i think. He was a machine. Retired to stud early though.

Red Rum is an obvious one, as is Shergar but the latter is more a legend for being snatched than anything. Watch his Derby victory on youtube, it's insane.

Sea The Stars for me though.

Verbal | 12 Aug '11, 10:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.

I don't wake up until nine!

TheWza | 12 Aug '11, 10:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
- fuxsake, DiS...
  
  Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
  
  The 70 year old man says, `I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to piss.`
  
  The 80 year old man says, `My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement.`
  
  The 90 year old man says, `At seven I piss like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow.`
  
  `So what's your problem?` ask the others.
  
  `I don't wake up until nine!`
  
  TheWza @TheWza | 12 Aug '11, 10:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - first one was funnier
    
    mac_daddy @TheWza | 12 Aug '11, 10:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    thewarn, TheWza, zxcvbnm-, Lucien, meowington, grundylezimbra, deadwrong, PickledOeuf, deadonthestairs, unfamiliar, johnwiddop, -dan-, msmonipenni, JustJay, Scout, Cementimental, joeymahone, berksy, OvertakenByTractors, and ma0sm this'd this
- oh NOW i get the bottom half of this thread.
  
  meths @TheWza | 12 Aug '11, 15:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
I'm just going to fuck up this thread and give a serious answer:

The Darley Arabian.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darley_Arabian

hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '11, 10:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Lad.
  
  Steve13105895 @hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '11, 10:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
This one

http://www.funnysnaps.com/bighorse.jpg

rich78 | 12 Aug '11, 10:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^ This argument is practically over
  
  No-one's going to be able to top stegosaurus horse
  
  Lucien @rich78 | 12 Aug '11, 10:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
That Australian one

Y'know, the really famous one. So famous I can't remember its name. They made a film about it.

JohnM | 12 Aug '11, 10:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I think that was a kangaroo
  
  amnuck @JohnM | 12 Aug '11, 10:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  JohnM, Royter-Hatfood, meowington, and deadonthestairs this'd this
- Cobber
  
  Lucien @JohnM | 12 Aug '11, 10:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Pat Cash
  
  thewarn @JohnM | 12 Aug '11, 10:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I've remembered now
  
  It was Phar Lap. Apparently, it's considered a national icon in Australia and New Zealand. Stoopid antipodeans.
  
  JohnM @JohnM | 12 Aug '11, 10:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Fucking Phar Lap.
    
    The things in the Melbourne Museum. They love that waste of space.
    
    Sky_Box_Office @JohnM | 12 Aug '11, 12:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
One of these

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huaso_(horse)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kincsem
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clever_Hans

thewarn | 12 Aug '11, 10:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I prefer historic war horses to the great race horses, I think.
  
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marengo_(horse)
  
  hip_young_gunslinger @thewarn | 12 Aug '11, 10:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
- The Clever Hans Effect
  
  Bit prog rock for a dunce horse that couldn't even do basic arithmetic
  
  Lucien @thewarn | 12 Aug '11, 10:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
My Lovely Horse

bobdylanblues | 12 Aug '11, 10:38 | X | ^ This | Reply

fuck_this_band and gonad this'd this
donkeys>horses

http://i.imgur.com/f8T63.jpg

TheWza | 12 Aug '11, 10:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
Super Horsse 9000

jonny_rat | 12 Aug '11, 10:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
Are you a horse?

You've got a pretty horsey face.

Verbal | 12 Aug '11, 10:41 | X | ^ This | Reply

brokenchairs this'd this
- does that line ever work?
  
  zxcvbnm- @Verbal | 12 Aug '11, 10:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Are you a fucking horse?
    
    Murder @zxcvbnm- | 12 Aug '11, 14:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    Verbal this'd this
    - Do you have some horse in you?
      
      Would you like some?
      
      lyserge @Murder | 12 Aug '11, 15:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
*Cough*

colossalhorse | 12 Aug '11, 10:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
- sound ill pal
  
  they'll take you behind the curtain with a shotgun if that coughing nonsense carries on.
  
  Verbal @colossalhorse | 12 Aug '11, 10:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Fine, I don't even want to be greatest horse of all time
    
    S'all just politics anyway, innit? Nothing to do with pure horse talent. I'M TOO GOOD FOR THIS SHIT.
    
    colossalhorse @Verbal | 12 Aug '11, 10:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
- you sound a little horse
  
  FINALLY
  
  meths @colossalhorse | 12 Aug '11, 11:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
I once fed a used tissue to a horse

It wasn't intentional it just panned out that way.

You live and learn.

zxcvbnm- | 12 Aug '11, 10:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Samuel Pepys diary is actually quite boring once you read his entries
  
  Lucien @zxcvbnm- | 12 Aug '11, 10:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  minicab_adi this'd this
- what had you used it for?
  
  feeding a horse.
  
  Oh
  
  thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 12 Aug '11, 10:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
Sad Ken

chris-budget | 12 Aug '11, 10:48 | X | ^ This | Reply

JohnM, meths, podge, and an_older_lover this'd this
my girlfriend had a pony called Bubbles when she was younger.

she'd probably say him.

meths | 12 Aug '11, 10:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
- is a pony a horse though?
  
  who cares?
  
  meths @meths | 12 Aug '11, 10:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  thewarn this'd this
  - The first line of the Wikipedia entry for 'Pony' is:
    
    A pony is a small horse.
    
    Query solved. Happy to help.
    
    hip_young_gunslinger @meths | 12 Aug '11, 10:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - thanks. its made my day.
      
      meths @hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '11, 10:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      badmanreturns this'd this
      - no wait,
        
        whoever wrote that has clearly missed a 'a pony is a little horse' trick.
        
        meths @meths | 12 Aug '11, 10:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - is a calf a cow?
    
    no-one knows.
    
    TheWza @meths | 12 Aug '11, 11:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
- A (male) friend of mine had a pony called Rainbow when he was younger.
  
  Another of my friends used to feed it every now and then.
  
  Another of my friends shot it with a pellet gun once.
  
  It died.
  
  And with that, I yield.
  
  deadonthestairs @meths | 12 Aug '11, 12:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_H58kU2Adzk4/RhMMpwggM_I/AAAAAAAAAvs/sOvOFOECsBk/s400/hat+donkey.jpg

amnuck | 12 Aug '11, 11:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
Li'l Sebastian.

http://www.hwdyk.com/q/quizimage/parksandrec_s03e16.jpg
<3

meowington | 12 Aug '11, 10:57 | X | ^ This | Reply

PickledOeuf, Antpocalypsenow, harman_kardon, and DJRoomba this'd this
- Gay name
  
  Gay horse
  
  NEXT
  
  Lucien @meowington | 12 Aug '11, 10:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  deadonthestairs this'd this
  - R.I.P. L'il Sebastian.
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6PmPEnP824&feature=related
    
    meowington @Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 11:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    PickledOeuf this'd this
Too indie to say Seabiscuit you helmets

Seabiscuit was a good lad

Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 10:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
Ruud Van Nistelrooij

http://football.guardian.co.uk/pictures/image/0,8556,-10504927577,00.html

obviously

aboynamedgoo | 12 Aug '11, 10:58 | X | ^ This | Reply

johnwiddop this'd this
Outside entry (c. 1996)

The Clydesdale that was dragging an old-fashioned fire engine in a street parade and then stopped suddenly, stayed motionless for a full 30 seconds before pissing a torrent of urine so powerful it made my little brother jump in fright. After the horse had gone he ran on to the road to check if it had cracked the concrete

He was a good horse

Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 11:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
pegasus

zxcvbnm- | 12 Aug '11, 11:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
This one.

http://www.mybowwow.co.uk/mybowwow/800g.jpg

rich78 | 12 Aug '11, 11:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
Has anybody said this one yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52mZs9ngNug

Darcy | 12 Aug '11, 11:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://tinyurl.com/3psa2zn

Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 11:26 | X | ^ This | Reply

amnuck and johnwiddop this'd this
- good stuff
  
  mac_daddy @Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 11:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
- :D
  
  thewarn @Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 11:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  meowington, Darcy, deadonthestairs, and Scout this'd this
  - http://tinyurl.com/3rtsqsw
    
    Lucien @thewarn | 12 Aug '11, 11:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - :D
      
      In tears.
      
      deadonthestairs @Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 12:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      TheWza, PickledOeuf, badmanreturns, and automatik this'd this
      - It's enough to make me forget all of his terrible, terrible threads.
        
        Almost.
        
        Darcy @deadonthestairs | 12 Aug '11, 12:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Royter-Hatfood this'd this
        
        http://tinyurl.com/3mz4e4c
        
        Lucien @Darcy | 12 Aug '11, 12:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        :D
        
        Darcy @Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 13:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        TheWza, Antelope, and _TheBeautifulOnes_ this'd this
        
        http://tinyurl.com/3ed9skm
        
        Lucien @Darcy | 12 Aug '11, 13:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Darcy, -dan-, and Icarus-Smicarus this'd this
        
        ok i'm going to have to have five minutes away from my desk now
        
        Verbal @Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 14:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        PickledOeuf this'd this
- i dont even get it but i still laughed.
  
  meths @Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 12:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
- this entire subthread
  
  actual tears of laughter.
  
  Verbal @Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 13:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  JustJay, deadonthestairs, Scout, meowington, berksy, and automatik this'd this
  - just had to get up and leave the office
    
    TheWza @Verbal | 12 Aug '11, 13:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    deadonthestairs this'd this
- .
  
  http://tiny.cc/ohj4r
  
  Darcy @Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 13:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  thewarn and meowington this'd this
  - .
    
    http://i53.tinypic.com/fnhd8y.jpg
    
    thewarn @Darcy | 12 Aug '11, 13:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - :')
      
      Darcy @thewarn | 12 Aug '11, 13:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      PickledOeuf this'd this
      - why am i even laughing at these?
        
        meths @Darcy | 12 Aug '11, 13:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Royter-Hatfood this'd this
      - ^this x100000
        
        Can people stop doing these now, people in my office are asking me what's so funny.
        
        JohnM @Darcy | 12 Aug '11, 14:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
- .
  
  http://tiny.cc/vxieq
  
  Darcy @Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 14:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  meowington this'd this
  - still laughing.
    
    at nothing it would seem
    
    meths @Darcy | 12 Aug '11, 14:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    thewarn this'd this
  - This is the best one
    
    :'''''D
    
    meowington @Darcy | 12 Aug '11, 14:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - holy jesus fuck
    
    JustJay @Darcy | 12 Aug '11, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    M-I-E, bizzy, and Antelope this'd this
- .
  
  http://tiny.cc/enefc
  
  Darcy @Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 14:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  -dan- this'd this
  - Crying at my desk.
    
    Everyone is staring at me.
    
    hip_young_gunslinger @Darcy | 12 Aug '11, 14:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
- .
  
  http://tiny.cc/meurq
  
  Darcy @Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 14:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
my first memory is on a horse

so, that horse

amnuck | 12 Aug '11, 11:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
The ultra-sound horse!!!1

deadonthestairs | 12 Aug '11, 12:15 | X | ^ This | Reply

-dan- this'd this
Bad Horse.

The thoroughbred of sin. He rules the league of evil with an iron hoof. And his whinny... his terrifying death whinny...

hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '11, 12:21 | X | ^ This | Reply

partyheart this'd this
My Lovely Horse

SarcasticFringehead | 12 Aug '11, 12:22 | X | ^ This | Reply

meths, kilgore-trout, and gonad this'd this
- ...
  
  http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4300236#r6214591
  
  hip_young_gunslinger @SarcasticFringehead | 12 Aug '11, 13:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Bobbins.
    
    Should learn to read threads.
    
    SarcasticFringehead @hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '11, 16:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
Hoof hearted

GetOffMyLawn | 12 Aug '11, 13:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
Mr Horse!!

Jordan_229_2 | 12 Aug '11, 13:43 | X | ^ This | Reply

Jordan_229_2 and ethricdouble this'd this
I'm embarrassed for everyone who posted in this

Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 14:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
- .
  
  http://tiny.cc/obzi4
  
  Darcy @Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 14:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - and I'm done.
    
    Verbal @Darcy | 12 Aug '11, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    JohnM, SCROTUM, and Antelope this'd this
    - YOU'VE FUCKING DONE ME!
      
      thewarn @Verbal | 12 Aug '11, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - http://i56.tinypic.com/j9n5zo.jpg
        
        meths @thewarn | 12 Aug '11, 15:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        :D
        
        hip_young_gunslinger @meths | 12 Aug '11, 15:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        JustJay, Darcy, thewarn, amnuck, Antpocalypsenow, and Antelope this'd this
        
        phenomenal
        
        TheWza @meths | 12 Aug '11, 15:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I think I nearly got into severe work difficulties there
        
        by misgoogling 'horse clock'
        
        thewarn @TheWza | 12 Aug '11, 15:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Lucien this'd this
        
        we've all been there mate, dont worry.
        
        meths @thewarn | 12 Aug '11, 15:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        reminds me of when my friend told me under no circumstances
        
        to google 'boyzone' at work.
        
        meths @meths | 12 Aug '11, 15:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I like how you had to be told that in the first place
        
        thewarn @meths | 12 Aug '11, 15:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        quite.
        
        meths @thewarn | 12 Aug '11, 15:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
Just went away from this thread for an hour

thought about the horse pictures, and creased up giggling, again.

JustJay | 12 Aug '11, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://i56.tinypic.com/b6pod2.jpg

amnuck | 12 Aug '11, 15:21 | X | ^ This | Reply

Darcy this'd this
- http://i52.tinypic.com/2llj538.jpg
  
  amnuck @amnuck | 12 Aug '11, 15:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  TheWza this'd this
  - :D
    
    thewarn @amnuck | 12 Aug '11, 15:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    deadonthestairs, Royter-Hatfood, PickledOeuf, SCROTUM, Antpocalypsenow, and monoshono this'd this
.

http://tiny.cc/83q1k

Darcy | 12 Aug '11, 15:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
- BEST
  
  amnuck @Darcy | 12 Aug '11, 15:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
- oh god
  
  Verbal @Darcy | 12 Aug '11, 17:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  joeymahone this'd this
I have no idea what's going on here

but whatever it is, is gold

bizzy | 12 Aug '11, 16:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
- This post might explain things:
  
  http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4300236#r6214567
  
  deadonthestairs @bizzy | 12 Aug '11, 16:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - thankyou
    
    I think I preferred it when I didn't know for some reason..
    
    bizzy @deadonthestairs | 12 Aug '11, 17:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
>_

http://i.imgur.com/WRqls.jpg

TheWza | 12 Aug '11, 16:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
- have you ever seen a horse before?
  
  meths @TheWza | 12 Aug '11, 16:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  meowington this'd this
  - have you never seen a horse wearing jail clothes before?
    
    TheWza @meths | 12 Aug '11, 16:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    skellywager and -dan- this'd this
The cunt with the hat

from HORSON

ehwhat | 12 Aug '11, 16:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
Posted without comment

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/816104/

Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 16:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
- is that you?
  
  meths @Lucien | 12 Aug '11, 16:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Posted WITHOUT COMMENT
    
    Lucien @meths | 12 Aug '11, 16:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
I should not have opened all those pictures in different tabs and looked through them all in one sitting.

Crying. At. Desk.

meowington | 12 Aug '11, 16:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
.

http://i53.tinypic.com/33bpwdx.jpg

Royter-Hatfood | 12 Aug '11, 16:47 | X | ^ This | Reply

meths this'd this
>

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a269/ehwhat/snooooo.png

ehwhat | 12 Aug '11, 17:09 | X | ^ This | Reply

Lucien, JohnM, and thewarn this'd this
- that says PM you CLOD
  
  Verbal @ehwhat | 27 Sep '12, 16:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
.

http://i56.tinypic.com/whya0z.jpg

bizzy | 12 Aug '11, 17:23 | X | ^ This | Reply

skellywager and happy_shopper this'd this
Moon Horse.

plasticniki | 12 Aug '11, 17:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
Holy Christ this thread

:'''''''''''''''''''''''''D

Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '11, 17:30 | X | ^ This | Reply

joeymahone this'd this
http://i56.tinypic.com/axeedg.jpg

amnuck | 12 Aug '11, 17:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
I actually had work to do

http://i53.tinypic.com/35i9kwx.jpg

amnuck | 12 Aug '11, 17:58 | X | ^ This | Reply

thewarn this'd this
horse

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/Debury/HORSE.png

Verbal | 12 Aug '11, 18:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
Can't believe this dropped off the first page.

Verbal | 13 Aug '11, 04:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
instant classic thread

I laughed, I cried, I fell in love all over again!

oceanRain | 13 Aug '11, 05:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
just bumpping this to remind that DiS, for all its terrible days like today, as highpoints like this.

Verbal | 16 Aug '11, 20:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://i.imgur.com/6ONg3.png

JustJay | 17 Aug '11, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
this thread :D

menindrag | 30 Oct '11, 16:51 | X | ^ This | Reply

Scout and fiendish_the_pelican this'd this
- i can't believe i missed this
  
  first time round. incredible SCENES
  .
  
  justanothersheeldz @menindrag | 31 Oct '11, 09:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
Champion the Wonder Horse

It's all in the name. Nice theme tune too.

chadders | 30 Oct '11, 19:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
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http://is.gd/Engxwe

fiendish_the_pelican | 31 Oct '11, 09:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
WEIRD HORSE!

http://twitter.com/#!/weirdhorse

Or The Stallion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acQqpUf7vzs

ehwhat | 31 Oct '11, 10:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
Guys, did anyone see Old Jews Telling Jokes on BBC4 the other day?

They did the horse waking up at 9am joke! Except with no horses!

hip_young_gunslinger | 21 Nov '11, 09:32 | X | ^ This | Reply

Scout this'd this
- Yup. :-D
  
  http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4309641
  
  TheWza @hip_young_gunslinger | 21 Nov '11, 09:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  hip_young_gunslinger this'd this
horse

Jordan_229_2 | 13 Apr '12, 13:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
Frankel

thewarn | 20 Jun '12, 10:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Yup
  
  Hopefully Captain Bertie will be the second best when he wins the 16.25
  
  Balonz @thewarn | 20 Jun '12, 10:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Certainly starting to look like it
  
  There was talk yesterday that when Frankel goes to stud they will look to pair him up with Black Caviar. So watch this space in five years time!
  Can I throw in an honourable mention for Dancing Brave here. I remember watching him in the Derby (1986-ish?) and being beaten into second by Sharastani. The general concensus was that Greville Starkey screwed up his ride that day - if he hadn't then I think that horse would have been considered right up there with the greats.
  
  NoahVale @thewarn | 20 Jun '12, 11:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
We really should organise a special party to commemorate the first birthday

of this very special and beloved thread. Also the first anniversary of the first time that I burst out laughing in the office, couldn't stop and had to go and take deep breaths in the lav.

I suggest dressing up as horses/old men and getting drunk.

monoshono | 20 Jun '12, 11:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Lucien, Darcy, meths and amnuck to be guests of honour.
  
  Each of their best Photoshops will be exhibited and received with rapturous laughter and applause.
  
  monoshono @monoshono | 20 Jun '12, 11:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
I feel about this thread a bit like Alec Guiness did about Star Wars

Baffled by its success and contemptuous of those who enjoy it

Lucien | 20 Jun '12, 12:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
- OMG its you! From the thread! Go on - say your catchphrase.
  
  monoshono @Lucien | 20 Jun '12, 13:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  thewarn and deadonthestairs this'd this
  - *pinches bridge of nose*
    
    I don't even wake up until nine.
    
    Now beat it.
    
    Lucien @monoshono | 20 Jun '12, 13:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
we will never know

as horses do not keep archives, and horses can better appreciate horseyness than humans.

humans can instead measure which steed/rider combinations have travelled fast over specific distances (sometimes with extra weight, sometimes without) but thats about it......unless of course you define fastest as greatest, in which case usain bolt is the greatest human of all time

creakyknees | 20 Jun '12, 12:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://i.imgur.com/DJbK2Vw.jpg

Bye!

Darcy | 4 Feb '13, 16:50 | X | ^ This | Reply

JustJay and fappable this'd this
- seriously you guys. seriously.
  
  monoshono @Darcy | 4 Feb '13, 16:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
- *Theme music plays*
  
  hip_young_gunslinger @Darcy | 4 Feb '13, 16:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
horse_ebooks

Cementimental | 4 Feb '13, 16:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
Bad Horse

Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse

He rides across the nation
The thoroughbred of sin
He got the application
That you just sent in

It needs evaluation
So let the games begin
A heinous crime, a show of force
A murder would be nice of course

Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
He’s Bad

The Evil League of Evil
Is watching so beware
The grade that you receive
Will be your last we swear

So make the Bad Horse gleeful
Or he’ll make you his mare...

You’re saddled up
There’s no recourse
It’s Hi-Ho Silver
Signed, Bad Horse

aactv | 4 Feb '13, 17:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
My Lovely Horse

Sarah Jessica Parker*

*Can't be fucked to read the entire thread, just wanted to make sure noone had missed this opportunity to compare SJP with a horse.

Gashwrecker | 4 Feb '13, 17:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
- It was the first post!
  
  The first fucking post!
  
  hip_young_gunslinger @Gashwrecker | 4 Feb '13, 17:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  monoshono and Antelope this'd this
  - Fuck
    
    Fuck.
    
    FUCK.
    
    Gashwrecker @hip_young_gunslinger | 5 Feb '13, 17:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
this guy

http://i.imgur.com/UoRa2.jpg

drop_b | 4 Feb '13, 17:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
- :'D
  
  Fucking hell.
  
  badmanreturns @drop_b | 5 Feb '13, 17:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://cuteoverload.com/2013/01/28/doggone-it-stop-horsing-around/

TheWza | 4 Feb '13, 21:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
Michael Horse

Just for having a Chris Morris-esque name which I can't stop laughing about for some reason. I also quite like the sound of "Warren Frost"

MajorCriiimes | 5 Feb '13, 18:00 | X | ^ This | Reply

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