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IT'S FRIDAY EVERYONE. THE FUN STARTS HERE.
He had a song and everything.
Woah! Black beauty bam-a-lam.
Something like that. On all good rock anthem CDs.
And some National Front guys who'd infiltrated the Leeds ranks were racially abusing their players, so the Blades fans replied with "Woah, black [insert first name of our black player], bam ber lam." Pretty cool, that.
(my token post about racism for today)
one of them
Cunt's won me cash a couple of times which makes him great.
who? ?[hoo] Show IPA
pronoun; possessive whose; objective whom.
what person or persons?: Who did it?
(of a person) of what character, origin, position, importance, etc.: Who does she think she is?
the person that or any person that (used relatively to represent a specified or implied antecedent): It was who you thought.
(used relatively in restrictive and nonrestrictive clauses to represent a specified antecedent, the antecedent being a person or sometimes an animal or personified thing): Any kid who wants to can learn to swim.
Archaic . the person or persons who.
I pity the commentator who had to call his races
I've no idea.
who have never seen anything other than a shot stopped by Gordon Banks confidently proclaim Pele as the greatest horse of all time
In that case, Jesse Owens.
he was awesome. Had a fifty year old jockey, too.
Galileo around the turn of the Millenium was the first million-pound horse i think. He was a machine. Retired to stud early though.
Red Rum is an obvious one, as is Shergar but the latter is more a legend for being snatched than anything. Watch his Derby victory on youtube, it's insane.
Sea The Stars for me though.
I don't wake up until nine!
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
The 70 year old man says, `I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to piss.`
The 80 year old man says, `My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement.`
The 90 year old man says, `At seven I piss like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow.`
`So what's your problem?` ask the others.
`I don't wake up until nine!`
The Darley Arabian.
No-one's going to be able to top stegosaurus horse
Y'know, the really famous one. So famous I can't remember its name. They made a film about it.
It was Phar Lap. Apparently, it's considered a national icon in Australia and New Zealand. Stoopid antipodeans.
The things in the Melbourne Museum. They love that waste of space.
Bit prog rock for a dunce horse that couldn't even do basic arithmetic
You've got a pretty horsey face.
Would you like some?
they'll take you behind the curtain with a shotgun if that coughing nonsense carries on.
S'all just politics anyway, innit? Nothing to do with pure horse talent. I'M TOO GOOD FOR THIS SHIT.
It wasn't intentional it just panned out that way.
You live and learn.
feeding a horse.
she'd probably say him.
A pony is a small horse.
Query solved. Happy to help.
whoever wrote that has clearly missed a 'a pony is a little horse' trick.
Another of my friends used to feed it every now and then.
Another of my friends shot it with a pellet gun once.
And with that, I yield.
Seabiscuit was a good lad
The Clydesdale that was dragging an old-fashioned fire engine in a street parade and then stopped suddenly, stayed motionless for a full 30 seconds before pissing a torrent of urine so powerful it made my little brother jump in fright. After the horse had gone he ran on to the road to check if it had cracked the concrete
He was a good horse
actual tears of laughter.
Can people stop doing these now, people in my office are asking me what's so funny.
at nothing it would seem
Everyone is staring at me.
so, that horse
The thoroughbred of sin. He rules the league of evil with an iron hoof. And his whinny... his terrifying death whinny...
Should learn to read threads.
by misgoogling 'horse clock'
to google 'boyzone' at work.
thought about the horse pictures, and creased up giggling, again.
but whatever it is, is gold
I think I preferred it when I didn't know for some reason..
Crying. At. Desk.
I laughed, I cried, I fell in love all over again!
first time round. incredible SCENES
It's all in the name. Nice theme tune too.
Or The Stallion
They did the horse waking up at 9am joke! Except with no horses!
Hopefully Captain Bertie will be the second best when he wins the 16.25
There was talk yesterday that when Frankel goes to stud they will look to pair him up with Black Caviar. So watch this space in five years time!
Can I throw in an honourable mention for Dancing Brave here. I remember watching him in the Derby (1986-ish?) and being beaten into second by Sharastani. The general concensus was that Greville Starkey screwed up his ride that day - if he hadn't then I think that horse would have been considered right up there with the greats.
of this very special and beloved thread. Also the first anniversary of the first time that I burst out laughing in the office, couldn't stop and had to go and take deep breaths in the lav.
I suggest dressing up as horses/old men and getting drunk.
Each of their best Photoshops will be exhibited and received with rapturous laughter and applause.
Baffled by its success and contemptuous of those who enjoy it
I don't even wake up until nine.
Now beat it.
as horses do not keep archives, and horses can better appreciate horseyness than humans.
humans can instead measure which steed/rider combinations have travelled fast over specific distances (sometimes with extra weight, sometimes without) but thats about it......unless of course you define fastest as greatest, in which case usain bolt is the greatest human of all time
He rides across the nation
The thoroughbred of sin
He got the application
That you just sent in
It needs evaluation
So let the games begin
A heinous crime, a show of force
A murder would be nice of course
The Evil League of Evil
Is watching so beware
The grade that you receive
Will be your last we swear
So make the Bad Horse gleeful
Or he’ll make you his mare...
You’re saddled up
There’s no recourse
It’s Hi-Ho Silver
Signed, Bad Horse
Sarah Jessica Parker*
*Can't be fucked to read the entire thread, just wanted to make sure noone had missed this opportunity to compare SJP with a horse.
The first fucking post!
Just for having a Chris Morris-esque name which I can't stop laughing about for some reason. I also quite like the sound of "Warren Frost"
and the horse you rode in on.
Some absolutely classic image linkage. Stemming from a fudged joke due to DiS' fickle parsing of certain characters (when, for a while, a humble apostrophe could wipe out full paragraphs of text in a reply). In a thread started by ol' TD himself. Simple pleasures.