Some cunt nearly broke down the toilet last night and I threatened to break their fingers if they tried to open the door again.
A shrill "Oh I'm so sorry" was the answer from outside the toilet.
I finished up and came out and it was a lovely lady who moved in upstairs (I live in a warehouse of about 15+ people; some are still moving in and I only speak to erm 1 of them).
I apologised for threatening violence and I shook her hand, then engaged in a bit of small talk.
Afterwards I went back to my room but on the way I heard her go in and gasp "Jesusss..fucking christ"
I’m well in