on tuesday i bought a honey roast ham and mustard baguettue (brown seeded) and asked for the addition of cheddar cheese, mayonnaise and cucumber, cos im fat like that.
ANYWAY the horror comes when i discover she's put the mayo on the side the hams hugging and the cucumbers resting against the mustard.
this is so obviously the wrong way round, amiright? im so right.
im off to get a sandwich now, will think of more on the walk.