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quite self explanatory really
me - 0
you - ?
list them and shit?
Pretty sure everyone who posts here but me is the same fat virgin with about 200 different logins. Cheers, fella.
None of them know it though.
I don't keep count.
requires a spreadsheet and some sort of scoring system
or simply a "would/wouldn't" option
and there was definitely more than 20 people there.
they were friendly
poptimus around town a few times, not through nightvision goggles or owt though.........
it felt a bit like celebrity spotting
i've seen basically everybody there. basically.
Although it's not so much "meet" as "watch"...
I don't know.
I prefer reverse bottom left.
We have about 15 doors.
Is one of them one of those swingy ones they have in the saloon in cowboy films?
I did have one of those once. It was brilliant for my horse impression.
semi lovely work
bet you fucking do you filthy bitch
Might have just been a big goose.
I wouldn't say boo to a goose.
that I know of
every single one
thanks to open mic, zonino and DiS football.
none, and i intend to keep it that way, you bunch of freaks
I fear boardies, I imagine they're just a boring as I am
Let's see - I've been posting here since 2004 so probably more than fifty.
great buncha lads
And many more briefly thanks to Zonino.
to have an ish
I will take on your hungover self today.
What I MEANT was: 85 is a fairly precise number to have an ish. OKAY?
(I'm tired, back off bitch)
I'll leave now, forever =D
I'll put this down to me being ridiculously tired.
Fidel weeing biscuit crumbs.
And you being...you.
Everyone has been lovely without exception so far.
thewarn was this-ing my great gag, and NOT pointing out that we've met. cos i don't think we have.
We have met (at a zonino)
I'm guessing about 40
I've also seen quite a few of you (guywithnousername, royterhatfood, all that london crew...)
i've actually met -
guntrip,joeymahone and guywithnousername
so i'll adjust my count to 3
hi i've seen you, i know what you look like.
that must've been about 3/4 years ago now!
If so, why didn't you introduce yourself to everyone? You just kind of hung around looking like ho_fo's girlfriend.
He said something along the lines of "Hi, i'm the editor of that site" and pointed at the computer screen.
Does that count?
Just some loon.
That doesnt sound like me and I dont remember doing that
and I've only genuinely liked two of you.
I liked most of them
but that could change :)
So about 200 of them?
you're really not very good at spelling
but I mean NOR AM I
You remembered me.
I feel privilaged
assuming the answer would have been most, but now i feel chastened at my uncharitable interpretation of your probable modus operandi
I suggest you all keep one
perhaps I should rank them all, that would get my profile more visited
not catch up as in meet her
You told me I should come to a Fenino. I agreed.
It was magical.
no-one i want to meet again
we'll come in the autumn x
I think I'll let this go.
soz I never saw you as someone I met off dis.
anyway the above is shorthand for "people that are the extension of my musical self"
and you hate Godflesh
met at a fenino: 3 (thewarn, shucks, sadpunk) plus 2 who no longer post (i think "mrs thewarn" posted for a while, right?)
knew from real life pre-dis: 1 (but doesn't post much these days)
met briefly at a club night: 2 (nice_squirrel, monpot)
so that's 5 regulars + 3 occasionals. Considering my total post count, that's pretty low.
a) you're verifying the number of people i've met;
b) you're verifying that mrs thewarn posted;
c) you're confirming that i've not met many people;
d) you've met the exact same DiSers as me;
I don't know half of you half as well as I would like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
and i would guess at about 8 or 9 that i see fairly regularly (ie a couple of times a year)
but more of the older ones than the newer ones i guess. i've forgotten how to be social in my older years
i've seen quite a few in person a few times and never really spoken/had a proper conversation.
I've been meaning to ask you this for ages- were you at SS New Years eve? If so, I think I may have met you, but I was having a bad time trying to do battle with the need to have a Tequila vom, and thus don't remember quite big chunks* of the night :( I *do* remember meeting a lovely Sophia though.
*chunks being the operative word :''(
a few of them don't post very often anymore though I'm sure they still lurk. Even lived with one DiSer for a year!
fingered them all in the loo too
think one of them fingered me in the loos as well.
there was someone curling one out in the cubicle next door at the time.... only one person that could be.
loose as British society that's one's arsehole I tell you what
but some of them aren't any more.
So about 5.
Each of them as intolerable as the last.
With a username like that I think we could really be friends.
I'm actually lovely.
But I'm not looking for friends, thanks. My quota is full.
... tum te tum.. I know all there is to know about the crying game I've had my share of the crying game ....
that is all
i have probably met some others.
Although I've probably walked past / stood in front of loads of you at London gigs over the years.
No huge hair, but the low of averages is that I've blocked someone on heres view at somepoint..sorryyy!
I'm an island. A brooding, sexy island.
I once SAW joeymahone walk within 30cm of me outside Old Street tube while I was full on screaming at someone on my phone
Had arranged with LLB to meet up at Glastonbury a few years ago to watch the Lions but PM'd my mobile to him after he'd left (ALLEGEDLY)
Had tentatively arranged to meet starshaped at a Jesus & Mary Chain gig in Brixton ions ago but got offered a shedload of £££ to drive a van full of magazines to a conference in France for a few days so didn't.
See also zexybum.
You're probably both nowhere near as funny in real life and I'd end up bog-washing the pair of you.
And was gutted when I got back to read it.
I spent the game, on my own, next to some 17 year old posho cunts who knew NOTHING about rugby (they kept asking why Wilkinson wasn't playing) and calling ROG an 'IRA cunt' for the whole match
I spent the whole time doing a passive aggressive jostle with a scrote who kept edging...forward...just...a...little...bit every minute or so to try and get in front of me for a better view. By the end I'd given up on the rugby and was focused entirely on just being in front of this guy come hell or high water
yeah if I met you and PocketMouse I think I could stop posting on here forever.
For both of you.
although we have never properly met, but he went out with my mate and i know his mates and brother. Plus he is on my facebook and from back home and we chat a bit. So yeah, i count this!
i suspect there is one more person on here that i kind of know but im enjoying not knowing for now.
but yeah, not really.
i dont think i have.
And you arent the username that i suspect of the person i know. Kind of know*
but i've seen a few of you at gigs, something serious, open mic
Why didn't you say hello? I feel really bad now.
during someone's set. i knew it was happening that night, but i was with loads of work people and couldn't drag them all up.
also, not sure what you look like.
all great fun. when you can say "im going to london, pub?" and get a few folks to give you dreadful hangovers before visa interviews at the US embassy, you realise that most of the DiSsers are top top folks. Considering i have not been to a zonino! i have met quite a large number.
oh, and the sexy night i met foley... omg. *swoons*
and so delicious
im a drownedinsound social whore
Would like to increase that
but one day you'll take a look at your life and realise that you're hanging out with more internet people than real people and you'll start to talk about SOAWJO or Marcofella to real people and you'll tire of lying that you know your internet people 'from gigs' and well, you'll hang your head in shame at the person you've become.
none: but I know lots of people from gigs
and she'll be well chuffed.
does that count?
saw at gigs\festivals: loads
Mainly though, I devote all of my 'disers in real life!!!' time to thinking 'Is that mug_mug_mug?' at gigs and then asking him on twitter and realising it is him and never ever saying hi. Ever.
THIS IS HOW I ROLL.
I promise I'll attend all the gigs you're at from now on and spend them shouting HELLO IT'S ME FROM THE INTERNET in your face. Throughout. The. Entire. Performance.
It's one extreme or the other with me, that's how I work.
it'll have to be cool cos I can't afford a bodyguard that'll create a perimeter. Please don't say "mug mug mug" though, that's all I ask.
Imagine how annoying that would be.
Genuinely not a single one ever, knowingly. Oh wait, shadyadie, briefly, once.
my mate's on here but we agreed not to tell each other our usernames as it will lower our opinions of each other, have my suspicions though.
I refuse to bring up the idea or mention it in any way. For the best. This way they get to experience my high quality dick jokes but they don't have to admit to being internet NERDS.
unless you live in colchester. :)
rubber bullets in tow
not sure who's still 'current' though.
I've always sent a double as I find people on here a bit too uncouth
...does that count?
But there's a few of you I wouldn't mind meeting, ya'll know who you are.
Though I was at a gig with one, but never met.
Cos I don't really have any friends on this board and I'm not really known :(
all terrible, terrible people
Current - not many
Ever - Lots. There is no possibility of ever making a list these days
Don't know what that actually means. Unless they thought I was a spambot or some sort of unfathomable joke account that's been running for years without being clear what the joke is. Neither option is good
you'd be more believable as a human being.
I'm in my bloated jump-suited Elvis period
Why aren't you listed there^?
Or are you Windsor Davies?
The conversation went something like this:
"Has anyone ever met Lucien?"
"Don't think so"
"I don't think he's real. Does he actually exist?"
"Well, he does live in Canning Town so he probably wishing he didn't"
And then we went back to bitching about DanielKelly.
Perhaps he gets a lot of it? maybe?
Live in NZ and am new here so... D:
Sean and (sometimes writer) Emily Moore. Tough to meet you guys 'cause I live in SoCal.
you were awesome. drove me back to where i was staying at 2am after a gig and everything. good people are hard to find and encourage anyone who visits LA to take you out for fun timez,
wish i had found the time amid silly schedule to come longboarding.