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I'm dreading it.
I'm ok though, only suffered super fish oil injuries.
It was a parting.
When I was a kid, people used to cover me with cream and put cherries on my head.
It was tough growing up in the gateau.
the steaks were too high
he also asked me to reply in the style of sam jackson in pulp fiction
"Moe, he ken" I said. (mohican)
I'm threading it.
I'm treadin' it, mon.
I'm redding it.
I'm heading it
I'm shredding it.
I'm shedding it.
I'm op-edding it.
I'm breading it.
I was sledding it.
I'm heading it.
I'm leading it.
I'm beheading it.
I certainly would.
I'm Teding it.
I'm bricking it.
I'm flagging now.
but let's have a little more decorum yeah? this is embarrassing.
so I got down on one knee, looked her in the eye and said 'this is never going to work. you're just too short.'
I'm forgedding it.
I'm Yeading it.
for the rasta the afternoon
I think I'll mullet over.
I'm dead-heading it
I'm treading it.
I'm retreading it.
I've got another job at the bowling alley, but it's only tenpin.
*YOU HAVE TO SAY IT OUT LOUD
i cry every night
i read that like you meant it, like you were dreading it.
also, everyone joined a group on facebook called ''I love summer in Ireland, its my favourite day of the year''
i got really annoyed for about a week then joined and wrote ''SUMMER IS A SEASON! NOT A DAY! CHEERS''
Then realised what i had done.. lols and red faces all round.
and we all know they're the best
there is a condition where people dont get sarcasm.. i think i might have that.
I get it sometimes though, and tbh i am a funny person in general. I just dont get these types of things straight away.
i read up about it once, there definitely is a condition. Though now im starting to think the artical could have been based on sarcasm.
WHATS REAL AND WHATS NOT?! :'
You could just be a div though <--I'M ONLY JOKING
and came across this. Its been suggested to me that maybe i have a mild case of this before and reading over a few things on aspergers last night i think its possible.
Obsessive about certain things/activities
have to have things a certain way
weird in social situations
take things at face value
prefer to be on my own
find relationships difficult
always pick up on situations wrong
sounds like me down to a 'T'
i wouldnt change me though, even with the ups and downs
Im obsessed over Asperger Syndrome
I like my Aspergers syndrome the way it is an no different
I can't go out without my Aspergers Syndrome by my side
My aspergers face is worth 40 quid so I took it
I like to be on my own but I perfer being with my Aspergers Syndrome
My relationship with Aspergers Syndrome is like Contra, very difficult and involves guns
I saw my aspergers syndrome eating a burger, I thought it was having an affair with me
I think I have Aspergers syndrome :(
The AA man
Its stupid, but what else do you expect from someone called X468 GLE