Street fighting man
Maybe it's the heat or the rain or the recession or something, but I keep seeing altercations in public at the moment. And I really, really enjoy them.
- a woman was standing RIGHT in front of the tube doors waiting to get on the other day, and this middle-aged business man barged past her, which was entirely fair enough I thought. They then unwittingly recreated some Arnie dialogue, sans 'asshole'. ie 'Fuck you!' *slightly incredulous* 'Fuck YOU!'
- in some light drizzle the other day I saw someone smash an umbrella out of their way. It was basically about to gouge his eye out so again, fair enough, but it was quite a cathartic thing to see. Can't remember the subsequent dialogue, but it was quite cunty fuck.
- Some old dude taking on a group of cyclists in the park. 'There's no cycling in the park!' 'Why don't you phone the police then?' 'Fuck you!' etc etc.
I think I just like seeing strangers swearing at each other.
Fuck you, asshole.
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A little while ago
I was crossing on foot at a T junction. A woman sped up and then beeped and did some irate arm waving and shouting fury. Her son was in the front seat and I mouthed at him.'your mother's a cunt'. I still feel bad about that but she was a cunt.
I want to give you a hug
just
wonderful
Walking down Cowley Road at night
Hearing from a side street: "None of that Jackie Chan shit, take out your keys and JAB THE CUNT!"
:(
fuck YOU asshole.
havent seen anything to be honest.
Just the usual person pulling out of a junction not looking and nearly knocking a guy off his bicycle
words were exchanged. It was basically her fault for not looking but it was also partly his fault for being a cyclist
:D
I was in a takeaway place in Kentish Town
two guys came in together and queued behind me. About 30secs later one of them suddenly grabbed the other and hauled him outside, shouting "COME ON THEN!" (which seemed unnecessary)
Nobody swore.
Tuesday night on the tube
some guy got on at Camden and the doors clipped his head as they closed causing him to duck down wildly.
Another guy next to him gave an involuntary snort of laughter followed by, "you okay?"
The door-clipped guy then got all fucking shirty with him for laughing, "I wouldn't laugh at someone getting hit. It's not a nice thing to do, etc."
The laugher shut him up with something like, "Oh, you've never laughed at someone else getting hit? I bet you have you hypocrite".
I EAT GREEN BERETS FOR BREAKFAST
^Needless Commando reference
Well played, well played.
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http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Fictional_last_words_in_films
That page has a terrible title.
The last words aren't fictional, the characters are.
He's serious this time
Brilliant bicycle on train altercation a couple of days ago.
'I'm sorry sir. You haven't made a reservation for your bicycle. We can't fit it on this train. Standard cross-country train policy'
'I HAVE made a reservation'
...
'I'm sorry sir, you need proof of your reservation....'
Carried on like this, all very polite for about 10 minutes. Then the train driver called the station manager over and the cyclist, realising he had been defeated, threw his train to the platform screaming 'YOU FUCKING CUNTS! YOU'VE DONE ME!'
The train then departed. Lovely stuff.
he sounds pretty strong.
He was throwing trains all over the shop
throwing a traintrum (tantrum)
no
but.. that's surely a yes
:D
marvellous stuff
Sounds like the end of a Greek tragedy
YOU HAVE DONE ME
*throws one last train, stabs himself in the heart*
Still laughing at "YOU'VE DONE ME!"
I need to get a life
Morrissey autobiography title odds:
You Fucking Cunts! You Have Done Me! - 3/1
I was thinking about this guy the other day.
What a hero.
" threw his train to the platform screaming 'YOU FUCKING CUNTS! YOU'VE DONE ME!' The train then departed. "
FUCKING LOL
At the oceanarium
in Russia the other day.
Some dick gets in the pool with the dophin, security tries to get him out, friends turn up and it kicks off a bit.
Massive Russians trying to fight on a slippery surface, while a dolphin splashes about nearby, not as amusing as you'd imagine*.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ef_1312288277
Also, some woman bawled me out last week for NOT going into a box junction. Someone, I don't know who, probably a pedestrian fucked off at the constant tooting, shouted "it's a box junction you daft prick" to the woman. Thanks, mystery stranger!
*is exactly as amusing as you'd imagine.
Madness
What I also love about this clip:
1) A Russian 'oceanarium' is basically Cheam Baths with a dolphin dumped in the pool.
2) It descends into old school Batman submarine hi-jinx, but this time Catwoman gets right involved
getting called a "fuckin ass-hole" from a speeding vehicle as I crossed in front of it in NY was one of the highlights of my holiday
i saw two cars crash into each other in SF and then this jewish woman out and said
"there was a stop sign!!" is this really whiny, nasal voice. it was brilliant.
Remember when you didn't post?
Great days.
not specifically no
I can see that