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I am wearing some. Are you?
as a rule
this is my one day a year of wearing shorts in the Uk
anything over 10 degrees and its short time
unless I have meetings and shit
When will speech marks work
When your nan sucks me off HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have one pair of trousers, and no shorts to speak of.
I am wearing said trousers.
because I love my life as a dickhead.
Although a lot of the girls walking past are(which is nice)
One of the many good points of my job is wearing what I want in the office.
I bought some nice bright green shorts in the Zara sale recently, but they're too short to be worn without opaque tights, which rather negates the point of wearing them at this time of year.
unless I'm on holiday and no one I know can see me. Never.
Unless it's absolutely boiling and they're long enough that I feel I can get away with it. It's hard to find women's shorts that are a decent length, most barely seem to be longer than knickers.
I look like a dickhead in them, moreso. House shorts though- gotta love house shorts.
The sweating and chafage is a worthy sacrifice for the rest of the population who do not deserve to see my hairy, spotty and flabby man legs. I hate man legs.
Wearing shorts at work makes me feel like a king.
thinking about sacrificing the socks as well (!)
I'm wearing some coral trousers that make me look like I've forgotten to put any trousers on at all
I'm a grown-up.
and bought a pair of skinny corduroy shorts that look amazing. and two smart pairs for other occasions.
i feel sad i won't get to wear them much in the uk.
skinny corduroy shorts that look amazing
does. not. compute.
okay, none of the skinny cords cause i wear them mostly at night tbh. but the "smart" ones are these:
Basically chinos in shorts form. The skinny cords look like these: http://s3.backcountry.com/900/VAN/VAN1153/VAN1153-CH.jpg
not sure how much of that is down to the massive truck. :-)
those cord ones have surprised me with how decent they look. might try some on if i see any.
hence why i bought them. they are a little tight for my texas-gut. :D
But I have a floaty summer skirt on.
I have a few nice pairs of shorts actually like a pair of high waisted floral ones and some BRIGHT red ones. Never to the office though.
yesterday I did slowly moving my legs from bright white to nude
but I wish I was.
Not sure why some men on here are so against wearing shorts. Perfect summer atire.
People would rather swelter and get sticky in jeans, than let some air circulate. What is the problem? It's only getting your legs out and most men look good in shorts.
still in pyjamas
a pyjama top?
a red and white one...
ITS THE ONLY TOP YOU OWN!
you must have borrowed the other one on saturday...
(that's what I thought this thread was).
I can't get away with shorts to work, but I am wearing a short skirt in an attempt to cool down.
It's just that there are no NICE shorts. In existence. None.
Shorts are for cunts.
So fair's fair.
at least I don't inflict sweaty balls on myself for no good reason
Cotton. Linen. Whatever. It's all good. Socks off and ankles out is the important part. Perhaps flip flops. Perhaps those merrell-y open shoe things (whatever they're called).
i feel a bit obscene wearing shorts in public in the uk
on a beach holiday in europe is fine
and for once I am not joking.
Wear them all the time. Roll the legs up as well so they're really short.
I am not joking.
It's 30 degrees you mentals.
My shortest pair too
but also sadly necessary in weather like this
glad to see we agree
still wearing DMs, but
I'm not. Can rarely find any that I like. Mrs cb has been on at me to get some short shorts for a while now. Would be well sexy.