have you ever spontaneously combusted? I've only ever really set fire to myself twice, once in London, then in Manchester again 7 years later.
Me and the gf had a vague plan to dowse ourselves in lighter fluid in a year or so's time then think about striking a couple of swan vestas, maybe smouldering or conflagrating or something.
Firstly - have you ever decided to rub sticks together and hope the resulting heat catches on your jumper without more forward planning? And most importantly, did you work as an extra in the 1974 Paul Newman / Steve McQueen film The Towering Inferno?