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He was a salted.
ha ha ha...ha
and it makes me really phosphated
The barman says "That's 80p"
Fucking hate science jokes.
I'm going to be very, very disappointed.
You're better than this.
DiS obviously doesn't think you are better than this.
with a stolen joke, so stop judging!
and says to the barman, "I've lost my electron." The barman says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
where he sees a thug about to hit a woman. The argon atom rushes over and grabs the man, knocking him the the floor, before picking him up and chucking him out of the pub. He checks the woman is okay, before buying a round for everyone in the pub, giving the barman a cheeky wink, and heading off. The woman turns to the barman and says: "Why did he do all that?" The barman replies: "That was argon. He's a noble gas."
What was Rhenium's favourite subject at School?
BACK OF THE NET
Yes I have.
GET OUT screams the landlord.
NA K PB BA mutters the table, incoherently.
Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al
Bismith. Look it up.
Nicholas Cage and John Travolta walk in to a bar
Bartender asks "What's with the wrong face?"
i give up.
They just Ar
Silver. Get it?
The bar was an Aluminium alloy extruded bar, and hence stronger and lighter than your average metal bar.
He He He He He He He He He He
Beryllium, Helium, Rhenium, Nitrogen, Oxygen and Tungsten formed an Oasis tribute act, what did they call themselves?
BE HERE NOW
It's the way I tell them.
The barman says “you’re the old lady-sounding ones. Is this an elemental Rotary club outing?” and puts down three Pimms
After 20 minutes of unsuccessfully hitting on Francium, the barman suddenly realises the reason he’s striking out is due to their inanimate nature and leaps across the bar screaming THIS ISN’T LADIES NIGHT!!!! and throws them against the wall. Very sad.
who is the coolest popstar?
"Sorry mate, it's packed in there - one-in-one-out," says the bouncer.
"But you just let that group of bosons go in!" says the fermion.
"i Don'T MaKe tHE ruLEs!" says ht ecnounrye oh nevermind
Iodine: I bloody hate everything about our neighbour
Caesium: Stop being so Xenonphobic
I barely know her!
But the best ones Argon.
Cats are made of iron, lithium and neon.