Have you ever had a fight? I'm talking a full on fists flying, weapons used, blood and sawdust rumble.
I been involved in fights, the worst at an oyster festival, but mainly in a sort of "Come on chaps, break it up," capacity.
The closest I've ever come is a tiny man trying to push me down some stairs following an argument about washing up or something, I was only wearing a pair of pink underpants at the time.
I've also only punched someone in the face once, I was about 12 and he'd called me an idiot so fully justified.
I fully expect you lot to be the horrifically violent types so I'm looking forward to your stories. Tell me, what the fight was about, who won, injuries sustained and weapons used.
Your going home in a fucking ambulance etc..