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Fuck sake. Was going to introduce myself but pressed enter in error. Will just leave it at that now I think.
Ask questions if you wish. I will answer.
btw have been viewing these boards for ages but never signed up before, thought it was best not to. I have drunk a bottle of wine now though, seems a good idea.
I am not Hofo.
he/she doesn't share an IP address with any other user, so, like carry on.
I am a he. Just realised it is 1:36am. Not going to get much of a welcome am I :(
Good question. Do ocean fish count as foreign? If so then Sea Bass. If not then chorizo. Again maybe predictable, but it is also delicious.
Asian beaver or something shouldn't I?
Far to often. I now use three sheets for every wipe. I think I may do it wrong.
i just asked my bf and he said its happened him
yous arent using enough bog roll. Get your hand bandaged up like a boxing glove!
Jesus. Currently I get 3 sheets, fold them over neatly and wipe. I don't think I could handle a glove like amount. Is this not normal? Maybe it was a good idea me signing up for here if I can get this sorted.
i dont know, i dont really use a boxing glove amount, but definitely enough to stop my finger going through.
this could be a whole new thread. How many sheets are acceptable?
i thought this was normal
my ex housemate must have been eating toilet paper! we went through about 12 a week!
I am not popular enough here yet. I can't have my first thread read as 'How many sheets are acceptable so you don't finger your own ass'!
but there was a baby here yesterday with the hiccups.. his face was brilliant with each one
An involuntary spasm of the diaphragm and respiratory organs, with a sudden closure of the glottis and a sound like a cough
Why does my other reply show here? I don't get this yet.
and I have never been able to burp. Ever. So if I drink to much lager I will get hiccups for 20 mins. Terrible.
but my bf has the same thing. I thought he was winding me up, but he cant burp, and gets hiccups instead.
i'm your boyfriend now? Much more enthusiastic welcome than I was expecting to be honest.
everyone knows this, i go on about it enough :d
how very dare you
i'm a lady.. Lady Dis, with a bit of a foul mouth
I live in Edinburgh now though and the whole city smells of sugar Puffs. Does yours?
Belfast smells a bit like fake tan
or will people just say 'your mum'
when everything is is in the wrong place(threadsmash), there's a button at the bottom of the page that says 'Thread not appearing correctly? Click here to rebuild' you click that, then do a post, and it fixes it.
Cheers. I can see from other threads this happens frequently!
Not much else to do at 2:45. Do you have one?
You'll have to make one.
Who should I target and how should i 'take care' off them?
poking your finger through the paper.
I need to know if I am abnormal and have been doing it wrong. I am putting of today's poo until this is resolved.
you a fan? Hand
Not big enough to lick them though. Not that I want to. They are hairy.
I like your username.
Thanks PickledOeuf. Have you seen Catterick before?
(If this a popular culture reference, I won't get it because I am useless in these ways).
Catterick was a Vic & Bob comedy show that hardly anyone I've ever met seems to have seen. It is very good though and very random, I recommend it. My user name originates from that.