So,Following on from the thread about Tequila and how it tends to make me RANDY!!! (without anyone knowing about it) wouldnt it be nice(?) to have a list of other things we all do in those moments when we want a "little" tingle downstairs to build the fire up for either a lovers tryst or a seldom massage, either in public or in those confides we call walls (NO NOT THE ICE CREAM!!! LOL ahaha sorry in-joke haha!!!!!1!!!)
- Tequila (obviously, LOL), a quick shot of this/smell of the bottle will start the loin warming process, this is due to the maggot in the bottle giving off sexual vibes I believe, although obviosuly will welcome a scientist 2nd opinion.
- Red Onion, chopped, left over night in the middle of an active toilet roll, when the time comes to wipe after defecation the next day said onion-roll (O-Roll) is used during the clean up process. As they say an onion does bring a tear to the eye.
- Pantie Walk 2k11, Basically you walk about trying to see girls pantie's. This is just arousing because you can imagine them touching the woman's "special spot" (vagina)
- Elf Playing Cards, I carry these about with me to remind me of the north pole, the north pole looks like a man's rudder, this give me memories of times when I have seen porno's, this then gives me a semi. The joke is people think i am just playing a nice game of solitaire!!! JOKES ON THEM!!! OH MUMMA!!!
Any more for any more?