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There's currently a discussion on my facebook status about it, I think it's disgusting.
if you do this, you deserve fifteen to life
but I worry about the pooticles settling in my brew, so I cover it with a book. True story.
Yes. But only Crisps. Those monster shits can take some time, a man needs to snack.
...so I've heard...
What kind of disgusting animal smokes on the toilet?
smoking on the bog is an amazing way to treat yourself. as is smoking in the bath.
Occasionally I might go to the bog and realise I'm still sucking on a mint or something and I'll suddenly feel a bit disgusted.
Why would I leave my yogurt behind?
Saturday morning, wake up, go down in my Aldershot Town shirt to the kitchen, make a cup of tea, get on the shitter. Have a smoke, have a dump, extinguish cig in poo water and discard in bathroom bin, then have a shower and a couple of Nurofen if I'm feeling a bit worse for wear. Then have a bacon sarnie in front of Saturday Kitchen, indulging in my secret homo love for James Martin. Unbeatable.
breakfast on the toilet is a vital time saver.
not a continental breakfast on a tray with a single red rose in a jar.
but I might try branching out.
No one can object to cereal though, surely? There is no direct hand/food connection.
i see nothing wrong with having a cup of tea and using your laptop at the same time
Don't think I have had a crap and eaten mind. I don't like the idea of those two holes both being open at the same time...
Unpleasant sensations all round.
Taking a full strudel onto the crapper with you deserves respect mind.
take an instrument in
its my first attempt at cutting and sampling. Trying to get used to the software. Really really need to get myself a good mic too for live samples. It lets me down. The quality of what im doing could be so much better.
http://soundcloud.com/kate-3-1/just-a-dream-x2?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=facebook&utm_content=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fkate-3-1%2Fjust-a-dream-x2 this is it, totally different to the stuff i had been linking. But i was never going to stick to one sound. Next i want to do something similar but get some vocals in there, ursula rucker style.
*none of which was recorded on the toilet* i think i do have one i recorded on the loo.. i wasnt actually on the loo, well i was.. but i wasnt doing any business. I just liked the sound i got from the bathroom.
it works for me
i want to get abelton on the go soon, ive been saying that for ages. All it takes is me looking for a crack and downloading it :d
If youd happily do this, you need to sort your life out
Once I accidentally did a poo with an unopened kit-kat in my pocket. Had to throw it away.
Snacks - no
The only possible exception is taking your pint into the pisser with you, although I'm not sure why you can't leave it somewhere.
1) yourself and some toilet paper, if it's not already there
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to ever find the time to eat.
Either that or landing the Space Shuttle. Thanks iPhone.
Sitting on the loo is the perfect time to send those texts that'd you'd have otherwise forgotten to send to those mates who you're not too fussed about texting when doing anything not on the toilet.
It's an hour
good God..What kind of chimp does that?