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I would buy something nice.
i wish i had a lot of money
but still sort out the extended family so they don't hassle me
that lottery where you are given a fixed amount every month for the rest of your life is pretty good, I think I would like that.
Box set is two words not one word.
I can't think what I would do with a yacht
go travelling in your own luxury yacht?
yachts are amazing.
i love yachts.
pay off my debts
rescue all the donkeys on Blackpool Beach
Travel about and pay for my friends to do likewise
Slow loris farm
Probs get a personal trainer or surgeon too as I'd be eating like a goddamn king, a king of meat and cheese.
Kings had all the fun
you really want to find out what that pyramid thing was on your roof don't you.
Someone found out for me :) But I would love to study it just for pleasure, LOVE TO.
You can study it for pleasure in your own time if you really want to, you just won't be qualified for it.
Well, not really.
that's just FUN FACTS and trips to nice buildings. I wouldn't have to do exams or anything. Just have fun. In fact you graduate based on the fun you have.
and make a friend with a architect.
I wish I could still enjoy architecture like that.
then i read this...
like how I'm rescuing the donkeys. Although I reserve the moral right to release my own brand of slow loris themed fruity gin as it'll be the investment that keeps the sanctuary going and not cashing in on their cuteness. Slow Gin or Sloe Loris, the name isn't settled on yet.
that's all. i'll earn the rest.
a lot of money for me to play with, but not really a large amount. Ill be dumping all my old tattered clothes and plumping up my wardrobe slightly... and i might purchase a memory foam mattress cover thingy.
I would be getting myself a new bed and a nice guitar and amp.
im running about in the same clothes for about 10 years :( everything i own has holes in. It really got me down recently, so when word of this money came through i was over the moon.
shop shop shop :D
i have bought four pieces of clothing. one dress and three tshirts. woah.
I am the same, I have some t-shirts from at least 10 years ago that I still wear. I would like to be in some way fashionable. I am thinking of getting a guitar then every few months adding something to it so eventually it is custom to my own needs. Friend is getting a Fender deluxe tube amp next week :(
like go to the cinema and get pick and mix and a big juice
or go to whatever fringe shows i want
or go to commandercool's birthday meal
or just buy some food that isn't lentils or potatoes or rice, like BRIE or BAGELS or CHOCOLATE or DORITOS
or... idk. those are my main things that i wish i could do right now i guess.
put £80m into this nuclear power component building thing in sheffield, as government funding was withdrawn and it'd be a great investment.
other things i'd buy;
holiday to iceland and japan and new zealand
season ticket at old trafford
house for my sister and pay off her uni loan
some stuff for me parents
LOADS OF FOOD
when i get my first salary payment i'm going to spend it all on food.*
*no i won't, i'll spend it on paying my mum back or booze or rent or something stupid and boring.
i'd just enjoy being able to buy LOADS of REALLY AMAZING food without all the overspending guilt. and it wouldn't even matter if the food turned out to be not that amazing cos i'm rich anyway and i can just buy EVEN MORE FOOD. also lots of posh beer and cocktails
i.e. without having to answer to the imbeciles, incompetents and ignoramouses who 'manage' me and my colleagues.
And on occasion misspell 'ignoramuses'.
as going without saying.
they act like they're all humble but secretly they want a swimming pool full of champagne and whores just like the rest of us
in a swimming pool full of whores.
That was nice. I'm not going to lie, Id want a bath full of Ketamine and a couple of chicks to have fucked up sex with.
I'd travel the world in search of the best burger in the world.
but only to wind my colleagues up with constant smug comments about how I think our salaries are perfectly reasonable
where this woman won the lottery and moved to spain or greece or somewhere with her husband but flew back every week to work in her job cos she loves it so much. her job on the check out at ASDA. mental, some people are absolutely MENTAL
but then, I'm self-employed
oooo I'm creaming my undies thinking of it, to have a key with my name on it!
To ^This every post I made.
And if you refused I'd hire thugs to break your legs.
thats all I want right now...apart from a kitten.
the absolute first thig i'd do would be to go tot he pub and order whatever i bloody well liked without worrying about how much it is and IT WOULDNT BE A 'SPOONS! and i'd order a delicious meal for everyone too.
mmm delicious meal
all the time
I'd buy a cactus and camera and programme it to take a photo every 30 minutes so when it flowers and the flower dies after 24 hours I've got a log of it
An oven where you could use the grill and hob at the same time
National Geographic subscription
Teach them the concept of money and then pay them to suck my balls