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Too many issues threads today. I just want to talk about how I was disappointed with a packet of crisps today.
Now it hurts a bit.
If I have one then it could blow this thing wide open again.
Got them free from Boots with a voucher from the Metro. I know they hardly ever fill crisp packets with many actual crisps but these took the piss, there were like 8 crisps in there. And the taste was unremarkable, nothing like a flamed steak.
I rediscovered these wee beauties last week. I'd not had them for years before that! I think I'm going to try and have them every day from now on.
I love the texture of discos- like absorbent cardboard.
is socially acceptable crack. powerful stuff
Or is this a joke account that I'm not getting?
Go knock yourself out.
a car number plate if i only have the car owners name?
I couldnt do it
my doctor's number plate is DRH1LL
I do not lie
they're a suspected paedophile benefits cheating immigrant who doesn't have insurance. They'll do the rest.
In the past few days it's developed into a kind of dry spontaneous cough. Last night before bed I was rinsing my mouth out with Dentyl PH (the clove flavoured one). As I bent my head back to gargle, one of these spontaneous coughs erupted, and I spat pink mouthwash all over my face.
I'd like Balonz to start another thread on a topic that Lucien has spent the last 3 months drafting the opening post for.
It was geese last time and he's now obsessed with DanielKelly's fingerless gloves = ?????
but you know he's got something in the offing. I've started to suspect that the harping on about DanielKelly's fingerless gloves is actually a ploy designed to throw would-be thread thwarters off the scent.
and am wondering how to begin introducing proper food back to my system. I could probably Google, but isn't this way more fun? I'm thinking eggs. Boiled.
Toast is for the midst. I'm past the toast stage now, I think. I'm going to have the eggs. And then maybe a banana? Exciting!!!!
Maybe a baked potato.
Good shout. Nice one.
It's a crime.
It was the first pack I'd had in years. I used to love them as a child. Now they taste of nothing. On looking at the packet, I discovered this was because they'd taken all the fat and salt and everything out. WHY? PUT IT BACK IN, YOU BASTARDS. If I wanted health food, I wouldn't be buying a packet of sodding crisps, you utter utter cretins. MAKE IT TASTE NICE, AND I'LL WORRY ABOUT THE NUTRITION. Thanks.
I have an issue with the three women behind me. They all cackle, shriek and do that really annoying laugh thing where they pretend that whats been said IS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND THEY ARE LAUGHING SO HARD THAT THEY WHEEZE AND ARE OUT OF BREATH AND LOOK AROUND AND SEE IF ANYONES LOOKING BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FUNNY THAT THEYD LIKE TO SEE IF EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THEYRE SO FUNNY THAT THEY GET OUT OF BREATH AND HAVE TO CALM THEMSELVES DOWN OMG THAT COMMENT ABOUT CHICKEN WAS JUST TOO HILARIOUS AND THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TERRIBLE, OMG I CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU GET AWAY WITH IT AND YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH AHAHAHAHAHA
There must be a way
Although they call everything I do "caucasian" so it might reflect badly on me?
Say you're deeply offended and get them sacked for being racist.
my fingers smell of bum post.
wotsits = cheesy bum crisps
after a week of copious eating, drinking and smoking. please tell my parents I love them
and some guy I DONT KNOW called fat
He called me fat.
Or, another way, why do you not know all the people in your office?
and they're hot desks so people come and go and sit in different places apart from us and a few others who have fixed desks.
They don't count as proper offices. Not really.
*I don't....really. I'm a sales support ANALYST!
If someone's waddling past me and their belt explodes off their waist I'm going to make the Mr Toad gesture as well
I'm hoping someone will phone me to tell me I've got a new job.
Well, I can see their hands waving about a lot.
The taxi driver looks a bit pissed off. I hope that he doesn't drive off any time soon, this is far more interesting than work.
I wish he'd stop. It's not a very pleasant thing to hear. He also sleeps in his undies, on top of the duvet, with his door wide open. I wish he'd stop doing this too. It makes me feel awkward when i walk past and the unpleasant smell from his room emanates through the rest of the house.
this is an elaborate form of ''dinner?''
You should be flattered.
Don't give her any false ideas of what going out with me entails. Classic.
chicks dig honesty right?
THE ONLY WAY IS UP
Still waiting for Meths or Meowington to make one.
Storing my peaches.
I put my peaches in the fridge at work to make them last a little longer HOWEVER they're too cold when I go to eat them and I always forget about taking them out a few hours before consuming them.
How you eat your peach.
As its too cold, I've been sucking on my peach like I've got no teeth. This is unappealing isn't it? I eat my peach at my desk.
What do you do when you get down to the stone?
I pop it in my mouth for quite a while. Its still in there now. I started eating it about 10 minutes ago.
I always pop the stone in my mouth, then spit it out onto a tissue.
Should I get new teeth?
I just spat mine out into a tissue.
Tip: Don't put your peaches in the fridge. It is not necessary.
Maybe you could wear a gum shield when eating.
That would solve all three issues.
I don't eat fruit or veg from a tin.
than fruit that's been in the fridge.
this is where meo starts firing off the word 'pikey' at people wrecklessly.
THERE. I SAID IT.
GONNA EAT A LOT OF PEACHES
...let me elaborate.
My house is odd in that the kitchen, and living room are upstairs and then there's a wee flight of stairs down to a tiny landing and then another flight going in the opposite direction down to the bedrooms and a bathroom.
I was sitting in my living room earlier and silently cursing the fact that the wireless signal I get on my xbox from my new router is rubbish even though the XBox is directly above the router. So I was considering running a cable down through the floor.
But on thinking about it further I realised the XBox is right next to the window in the living room and the bedroom window of the room with the router in it is directly below the living room window. Following this anyone? Anyway I went downstairs and realised that the router is in fact in the opposite end of the bedroom and what I thought was directly below me, is in fact not.
My head is still hurting. As I'm sure yours is too if you've waded through this nonsense. Sorry, and goodbye.
I'm not a student.
But I appreciate the weird staircase reference.
you never heard of a crack den?
...go on about their roommates
Hey Roomy pass me that pipe, quicksmart.
I can't see it.
and an angry note for a bottle shard, then the two have more parralels than you'd think
...to gain valuable pipe bomb construction tips.
And I will probably still eat a full meal later for my tea.
Bought a container for my lunch for work, some shampoo, hairspray, floor cleaner, knee high socks, and some strawberry lace sweets.
It went well. Not bad.
Also, I went to a burger joint and had NO fries or juice. Just a burger and water. Fuck this losing weight shite.