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That really was absent-minded and stupid :(
After I put fabric softener in the fridge and poured orange juice into the washing machine this morning :-/
(and then started this thread)
Milk in my glass.
Could've been worse.
Massive ball ache trying to wash it all out.
Because I've forgotten I've already washed it once.
I think using trying to use my work pass as an Oyster card is my most frequent daft moment.
I've applied deodorant twice quite a few times. You can never be too sure.
Alarmingly enough, I often find myself trying to use my house keys as an Oyster card.
I just wave my wallet over the keyhole.
not 'this' is what I have also done.
HE'S ON FIRE.
whilst trying to be hilarious. Then you can be top of the list!
Keep it up and you'll be stealing his thunder in no time at all.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!111! LOLOLOLOL
CAN YOU CONFIRM THIS?
Theo GENUINELY doesn't understand any humour. he's not pretending. pretending would be better
thewarn, lucien, meths, sadpunk (not posting enough these days), zxcvbnm, Lordlucasbanter, ehwhat...there's more but I'm bored of typing now.
I TAKE IT BACK, YOU'RE A COMEDY GENUIS.
shucks is the greatest.
but yeah Shucks is ace.
because the shitbag is hardly posting these days. Thinks he's too good for us now does he? Not interested now he has no night to promote? What a cunt.
fuck bamos that guy is aa prick
battery powered prick?
YEAH, he's a fucking dildo.
that's the second time with this phone and it's never been the same since th efirst, camera broke and battery ran down really fast/phone would randomly turn off. now its porperly broken but i think it might actually have been a pretty clever thing to do cos now i HAVE to get a new one.
That went really fucking well.