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happy birthday you little shit. xxx
LOVE FROM THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A MAN.
aw come on, it was wide open, I just had to stick it in the net.
That almost works in my head.
net curtains / beef curtains.
Ah fuck it.
Hope you have a smeely good day!
our other brother has set his birthday to today on facebook and has got about 4 hundred more birthday messages. family.
mum calls him: 'where are you?', 'i'm in A+E. broke my leg...'
*i'm eating yoghurt*
him: 'oh you didnt get that out of the fridge did you?'
me: 'yes. why?'
him: *looking worried* 'tell me you're joking? you didnt really get it out the fridge did you?'
me: 'yes out the fridge. why?'
him: 'oh no. not the one in the fridge?!'
me: 'what? WHAT?
him: 'its my school science project! its got loads of poisonous chemicals in it!'
*my face goes white*
him: '...nah, only joking.'
Admire his dedication.
It needs to be told verbally, though. The punchline is SMEE AGAIN, GARN FUCK YOURSELF.
I was driving down a country road the other day, and this tractor suddenly busrt through the hedge right in front of me. I said: that came out of left field.