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Forget hackgate, this is my news story of the year.
Where it says they returned to beach and found the bird dead, it should say he returned to the beach, found the bird still alive, and pulled its head off. REVENGE.
but fortunately it was a cornea-miss
“It feels like somebody’s sticking a pin through the back of your eye and trying to prise it out.”
Oh good. Because, you see, I couldn't imagine my eye being pecked by a gannet, but I totally know what that pin thing feels like.
I no longer want my lunch :(
Of my eyes pecked out by seabirds. BECAUSE I DONT LET THE WINGED MONSTERS GET THAT CLOSE
Now, I'm just speculating here, but I reckon if a bird pecked my eye ONCE then I'd be taking immediate evasive action, jumping around, waving wildly with my hands, and if I got a hold of it I'd be bouncing its head off a rock. But that's just me.