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...afterwards she turn into alien.
you've changed :(
and mistakenly leaving a flat uncovered
- Amazing Tits
- Tight (enough) Pussy
- Good Actor (realistic orgasms etc)
- Can Swim
- From the evidence I have (VHS) she can suck it good
There's no way it's tight after that.
got abs inside her c-unit and ended up so tight she gave birth to a pepperami
Definitely not the hottest woman in the world (that being monica belluci to anybody with half a brain) but still super hot, and I would.
I don't think women should be allowed to enter these discussions unless they are a full on 100% lesbian.
not some filthy arsed wop
...until she turn into alien
More chance of having a wet dream later on about titties
You just upgraded Pamela Anderson to that
(my strong willy just flexed its muscle)
Did I miss something? Is it 1998 again?
shhh, don't attract attention...
Thats the joke.
Ok we never spoke got it?)
just like how Micheal Owen is the best footballer, Ferrari is the best car and Charizard is the best pokemon.
I'd insist on it...
I'd just pretend my sperm had magic powers that turned people into aliens.
mmmmmmm Lady Penelope
every boys puppet fantasy
but really shes the spittin image of angelina jolie
you're pretending to be a bit like Borat, except not as good