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Does that count? Of course it does.
and your arse (because everyone's ridden that)
SO is a mode of transfer.
fuck off. pl;
if the other person riding it at the time was a man
Brown mat for slides
and steer the wrong way
You weren't actually controlling it. A laughing skeleton with a top hat was, if the advertising was to be believed
In order of most enjoyable:
mode of transport must either be powered by, or steered by, yourself. Hence no ghost trains. That's just sitting in a (scary) chair
I doubt it's like a real plane anyway. You haven't lived until you've performed a daring spiral maneuvre over Blackpool tower and sailed through a big fluffy white cloud.
and once nearly flew into blackpool tower.
I really want to go round a city on a segway
Motor boat (including a Fairline squadron 78, which I lived on for a bit, and which was an absolute peach)
I can't think of any more
That is SO nixed
Lego Car in Legoland
Brown mat for slides
Of course. For my list
What is this shit
in fact you don't drive half the things you've listed in this shambles of a thread
Steering is driving
I thought you said goats.
aka the town hall doors
Electric buggy thing that they have at the Legoland driving school.
Topper sailing boat
Pleasure boat thing
Very little nixing to be done. Well done marckee
Can you drive a balloon? Or do you just go where the wind takes you?
at which point you're technically just doing a hang glider wrong
Surfboard (briefly, until I fell off it)
And if Marckee's having four different boats I'm claiming topper, laser, mirror dinghy, narrowboat, RIB and ketch.
And the pedalo.
My family used to have a topper. Capsize practice in the autumn was a real higlight. My failure to get to grips with nautical terms did me no favours either.
What was that dad?
Still, we used to get picnic bars as a treat afterwards.
Those four person bike things you can hire in parks
Fork-lift truck, licence now expired :(
Snowboard (for some many tenths of a second)
Skateboad (see Snowboard)
Forklift (electric, wasn't allowed to use one of the diesel ones)
Tabogan (however that's spelt)
1. No animals or anything which has blood running through it, otherwise I'll have to re-instate thewarn's arse
2. Binbags - already nixed
3. Pram is neither powered or steered by your puny baby limbs
4. A teatray is just a crude form of sled, which you have also seen fit to include
Ban this cabbage.
As such, you have not, and any subsequent rulings for or against the inclusion or validity of specific "modes of transport" are null as you are just making things up in a purely subjective and arbitrary manner, without ANY justification or reasoning whatsoever.
Mode of transport: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mode_of_transport
I suggest scrapping this abortion of a thread and starting again, this time defining CLEARLY what you mean by "mode of transport" and including a comprehensive list of exclusions along with justification for said exclusion, along with allowing a period of consultation for any potentially controversial rulings (such as thewarn's arse) to be discussed at length.
Otherwise it's just not much fun.
Also, all of the listed forms of transport are valid as all moved me physically from one place (which we shall refer to as point a) to another (which we shall refer to as point b).
I look forward to hearing your response on this matter.
to the above list.
The rest just read like a baby crying because his pram couldn't be included
hanging off the back.
Also, your own inclusion of water wings invalidates any grand gestures of officiatory posturing you are displaying in this here thread.
Have we not learnt the lessons of the PCC?
This is why strict regulatory bodies with real powers must be set up at the outset.
Otherwise ANARCHY AND CHAOS REIGN.
3. Row boat
4. Rollerblades (bless the 90s)
5. Ice skates
7. Go cart
I've always kind of wanted to microlight into work.
but as a passenger, hence why I excluded it.
...the 'slightly' more experienced dude took off and landed but once airborne passed over the controls. Probably the most enjoyable thing I've driven/flown.
Sticking with modes of transport not mentioned yet, I've also driven a tank.
This invalidates any arguements you have with anyone else's choices.
Fucking water wings... you might as well say you drive your hands through the water when you're swimming and add those as well.
Very poorly thought our thread.
But I guess that's not a mode of transport, right?
Did you steer them?
Your arguement is invalid.
It better be - if it's scrotal that's just an extension of the existing blanket ban on including your arse as a mode of transport
You're ruining this thread.
being a failure of tremendous proportions is this sub-thread - so I'll ask you to step aside and let me continue:
Come on DiS, doing serious harm to your middle-class credentials here.
You're all boring.
It's either for the super rich or the dirt poor forced into the army
He's just throwing his weight around as he didn't really think this thread through properly and is desperately trying to tidy things up.
ice cream van
A turtle shaped thing in a play jungle type place
Yer standard row boat
Anything else, sir?
That is all.
someone else up the wall
with a twist!
White Water Raft
3.5 ton truck
shikara (rather than get paddled around I hired one and paddled round myself)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shikara with my astrachan hat loads of western women would call out and ask me for a lift and if I lived there.....:)......you see Michael, this is the sort of thing you whould be doing
road scooter (the ones 16 year olds ride)
I'm sure there's more, but I can't be bothered to think of them