In the big news, ENGLAND ACE Jay Bothroyd signs for QPR. Safety here we come.
Man City turn down a bid from Corinthians for Tevez. Personally if I were City I'd take a lower bid from a S American club rather than more from an European just to avoid the ugly spectacle of him knocking you out of the CL second round and sucking his thumb or some shit. Great player, bit of a knob.
Man Utd are either about to sign Sneijder (best guess), or they're not.
Wilshere tells Nasri and Fabregas to MTFU. Like Wilshere, he did a video for the charity I work for