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had exactly this on their window last Xmas.
We were like "wow that's cool" at no point did anyone say "lets call the meedja". Attention seeking jerks. (the window owner not the owl)
I'll think of a pun now.
beak-ause you can't. OWL (howl).
Look at this mahootsive owl I saw at the weekend, was the size of a dog http://www.flickr.com/photos/62186790@N05/5927808866/in/photostream
and it was up with pellet-on before this accident.
PUN SATIRE. PATIRE.
(A hawk is a bit like an owl)
if you prefer
I've got some brilliant ones from an email I sent last night. I'm going to copy it in here as soon as I'm home!
Haha, that really made me LO(W)L
I JUST EMPTIED MY B(OWL)S
Owl be seeing ya
Something to do with Simon Cowl
Ow(l) that hurt.
Wow(l) what an imprint
You missed off the one after making me LO(W)L when I said...
It actually did though, I'm still laughing and I have little tears...all over my J(owls)
Ok then, owl be seeing ya!
calm dow(l)n dear.
You terribowl person moousee!
no obvious signs of damage.
This is no laughing matter.