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jokes from packets incoming
Why isn't this sentence funny?
Because it's snow joke.
they're all the same jokes :(
What's a penguins favourite pudding?
How do penguins get to school?
On their ice-cycles.
What's black, white and red all over?
A sun=burnt penguin
What did the sea say to the penguin
Nothing it just waved
(says me after a massive packet of sweets)
Why did the penguin enter the theater?
Because he wanted to get into snow business.
You should have only posted the questions and let us guess the answers. PENGUINFAIL
8 down. one more...
well this is a cliffhanger
Genuinely a chore for me to eat them. I think it's the biscuit, tastes fucking terrible.
...but have you ever tried biting the bottom corner off then the opposite top corner
dip the bottom in tea..... suck up through top corner
quickly place full bar in mouth before it disintegrates as its now gooey and amazing
What did the penguin cop shout at the snowman robber?
NOT A PNEGINU HAHAHAA AHRIREPHTSAHA AHA HAAHHAAHA AH AHAHA
HD ESTROY ALL PENGUINS
PENGUINS ARE BITCH