Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
Might tights work? (new, fyi)
what? sew it up?
All human suffering is caused by desire. In this case your desire for coffee.
stop typing. stop typing now.
that was my favorite hour of my life ever!
would work as a combination cafitiere and percolator.
AND FUCK YOU METHS AND DARCY x
It wouldn't actually work, though...would it? No, I don't think it would.
Apologies for dull, actual response =D
the Resin/adhesive will go in your coffee due to the heat
then microwave the results
Cafetiere? What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with YOU??
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a word with yourself Chintz.
Come to me with solutions
Pour through sieve into small cup
I think DiS is imploding with the thought of Chin straining coffee with her tights
Drink it whilst gritting your teeth
Remove grinds with toothpick
And drink it with tightly clenched teeth.
out of a Pringles can and a washing tablet bag inside a whisk
but i think the tights idea might work.
You can agree with me. Don't feel that you have to go along with these fools.
Can you offer any solutions to said problem?I figured I could squeeze the tights, what with their flexible nature.
Have you never used one of these? http://tiny.cc/mmwny
Just brew it and remove.
put the coffee in a sock and place it in the cup. When the coffee has brewed, remove the sock from the cup and drink.
Sad as it is, I think this would actually work.
You've stolen my tights idea! No one is going to be fooled just because you replaced 'tights' with 'sock'.
I'm hungover. Deal with it.
making potato fritters (there's a proper name for them - escapes me at present) or laying rice out on a plate in a neat circle? (can't remember their name - really annoying)
if so - stretch the tights over one of those. use a ramekin / tumbler as a plunger
that's the word
I used a potato masher as a plunger :D
when Chintzy cleans her teeth with a hedgehog.
I don't care that it's raining. I'm not going to wear tights.
And so I am using one of the millions of pairs of tights that I have never taken out of the packet.
(is this something all women do?)
but you could try a google/amazon search for melitta, who do coffee filter stuff, or just look for coffee filter cone? You don't seem to get them on the high street much anymore, but you might be lucky.
And the filter papers can still be found in supermarkets and stuff.
I favour this sort of thing:
You just get some papers to put in, stick in your coffee and let it dribble through. Makes for a nice smooth cup.
Gil Wing have plastic versions that you don't need a filter paper for for about a fiver.
you can't sit on your balcony on a sunny weekend morning with the paper, a croissant, your loved one and one of those moody looking dragon den pieces of tat.
while he waits for the coffee to filter
Can't see a problem with this at all.
(The answer is you make the coffee elsewhere.)
IS SEE YOU.
Just asking if it's worth coming down if I'm not there on the open mic.
a particular level of a restaurant? steal that one, xylopwn.
i'm not sure i get this. coffee dissolves in hot water right? i dont drink it