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Clotted Cream: Phenomenal on jam scones; without use elsewhere.
THREAD OF THE YEAR COMPETITION JUST GOT REAL.
that's single/double cream.
serious megalolz. go and do that immediately. right now.
but ice cream flavouring doesn't count as a 'use'. Your suggestion is ridiculous, and quite frankly, a little offensive.
not clotted cream ice cream. There is an important distinction here.
Clotted Cream ice cream is noce, but it doesn't count as a use, as it's more a flavouring. His suggestion of having clotted cream WITH vanilla ice cream is just plain stupid.
but tbh it sounds like the equivalent of frozen oven chips instead of award winning chip shop chips.
you really have no idea.
in an ice cream parlour.
Clotted cream ice cream exists and is superior to regular vanilla. Any ice cream in enhanced with the addition of clotted cream, preferably on a cone.
sprinkle it on shit...
You can bake fish in sea salt. Also you can use it not so much as a flavouring but as a sort of enzyme-like ingredient to make things in to pastes and rubs and stuff, it can chanhe the consistency of things by sort of breaking them down with its sharp salty teeth.
That stuff you get elsewhere isn't the same.
I mean, honestly, apart from toasting them and spreading something on them, what else can you do? See also: croissants. And pain au chocolat - talk about a one-trick pony.
Grind it on shit...
I make good salad dressing and one of the best things to do with it is have a little bowl of it and dip bread in it. Yum.
also you can have it in sandwiches whether they have salad in or not.
with a deck of Black & Decker Dildo Deluxes (with detatchable ducks).
by the way, i say 3 herons together the other day. i'm guessing they were siblings. what's the colletive noun for herons?
On a similar subject, there's a gull chick on the roof opposite from my flat. It's been mooching around for a few days. Gotta be ready to fledge any moment now, I'd have thought.
do you think they take it in terns?
or perhaps beak-ause they're prompted by the adult birds.
are you joking
Utterly Butterly use #1: Utterly Butterly with some drinking chocolate powder mixed in to make some überpovvo 'chocolate'.
sprinkle on stuff. even less uses than salt and pepper.
The only thing you can do with that is chuck it in the fucking bin.
you've got a sandwich.
except clotted cream.