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is it a fox
...the lesser-spotted common-garden John Cole.
but at least you tried.
I think I know
Van Damme like you've never seen him before
I mean no.
like anyone cares.
like "was it a mammal?"
see a goose. Many. But that's not it.
Know it wasn't Cameron as he is not in the country at the moment.
Or 2 horses fucking.
2 Become 1.
thought zxcvbnm might like that little dad fact.
it was being eaten alive by some maggotts
I was thinking of all the crazy reasons your dad might have killed a badger and yet he still trumps me.
It's the details meowz. The details.
but the badger scurried away before my dad could get there. so he went and did some fishing and when he was driving out, the badger was crawling out behind a bush. As he got closer, he noticed there were loads of maggots eating away at the badgers side...but the badger was still alive. He didn't have anything to kill it with really so he put his t-shirt over the badger and stomped on it until it died.
I can only hope Mr Meow Snr is there
my dad will be all over them with his murderous hands.
And t-shirt I suppose.
...and have Meowington's dad bring his own t-shirt-based martial law to our mean streets.
just so he could stomp on a badger.
maggots can be used to clean wounds or something. I don't think the badger was doing this.
either way, my dad still stamped on it.
i'm sure they eat dead flesh, not live flesh
My dad once killed a badger when he was speeding down a country road in the middle of the night and one dashed in front of the car. They're tough little buggars. It was like hitting a stripy bollard. Fucked the front left wheel arch. Though the badger came off worse.
That's the end of the story. Need to work on it a little.
is a terrifying superhero
zxcvbnm, were you scared when you saw this mystery creature?
If so, I reckon it's Richard E. Grant dressed as fucking OTTER.
I wasn't scared. A lesser man (e.g. thewarn, meths etc) might have been scared.
Flash of gold sunlight....OTTER OTTER! Why did you run away
BEAR Grylls ?
...it's an owl.
blatantly a snake.
Thank you Darcy. That's what it was.
Specifically an adder.
I've never seen an adder though... was it just out in the open? They are notoriously shy.
It was stretched across the canal path and I had to actually swerve round it.
I rummaged through my bag to get my phone to take a pic and it sort of went `fuck this` and shot back into the grass.
and then scarpered. What a (fucking poisonous) pussy.
Forgot the link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-14035604
I am referring to the location of the spot whilst he were riding home.
A walking clock?
I'd wager it was some kind of walking clock.
i cant really be arsed.
wearing cowboy boots and fingerless gloves...
....singing the New Zealand national anthem.
Ok ok...I'd like to like to retract the part about the national anthem.
we're all off to the thread about visualising the week.
Fuck it, I'm going there anyway...
THE HALL WITH DECKER DUCK DILDOS
...band name and a half.
in the end
with something on it no one else has noticed
...former Wheel Of Fortune host John Leslie dressed as a marmoset, loitering in the hope of some late-night "surprise" fun?
...a live satellite link-up of Kanye West, relaxing with some Twinings and a Lovejoy boxset?
...Saint & Greavesie re-enacting the entirety of Anton Chekov's 'The Cherry Orchard' in the style of 70s racist-fest sitcom "Love Thy Neighbour".
...was it Jim Davidson's mangled maggot-ridden remains on the roadside, covered in a t-shirt?
We can but hope.
Was it a crazy man kerb-stomping a maggoty badger?
And after he finished his kill, him and his daughter dragged it off to the side of the road and ate it