Which is worse?
Obviously both are better than ordering halves (which I refuse to do, even for ppl to fill up a half drunk pint. Justb drink faster) but which gets the most derision in your eyes?
For me, it's the top. At least a shandy is an actual drink. People might like the way it tastes, have a medical condition or be pregnant.
A top is basically conceding I am too much of a wimp to drink this 4% piss water lager.
So yeah, tops can fuck off.
Cue 7 not particularly funny hand shandy comments. OH YOU RANDOM DISERS LOLZ ROFl