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what would it be?
that would be mine
Save that nugget for the advice for Theo thread
I'm trying to spread this warning to people who can still be saved.
TO THE EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!11!
It's boring and no-one gives a shit.
if we're being pseudo-philosophical anyway
YOU'RE WORLD IS TITANIC, FLOATIN' ON THE FUNK, SO GETCHA GROOVE ON
just because you're thinking with your dick.
You listening Songs_about_ducking?
Still better than wearing socks with sandals
I want to rethink my one piece of advice.
It took ages.
...is what Bez came up with when I asked him the exact same question.
or Shut the fuck up
I got no reason to lie to you, don't make the same mistakes I made when I was young. Fuck a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women.
(if you want to be productive during the day)
for what you have
(apologise for serious tone of this advice)
it makes it through alive.
*dog *dead calm *it dies
*woman *the crying game *it's a dude!
someone may have spilled some delicious lemonade right there.
It'll bring you moments of giggles at a later date.
because if you marry for money and it runs out, you'll be stuck with ugly children. - this was advice given to me by my grandmother
judging from her granddaughter.
I'm here all week.
How about: clean yourself up, you're looking a bit weird
then let them beat you up.
that sci-fi saga you loved so much as a child?
You really don't.
I will continue to look for news of Independence Day: Origins when I get into work every morning
before he got swung around on the basketball court and "whistled for a cab that had dice in the mirror".
Fresh Prince of Bel Air: Genesis. Green "calculator" font, black background, big bassy drone as it emerges from a laser eclipse...I should be a producer with this kind of vision for the type of entertainment people want to see