i played tennis last night and met people in the pub on the way back.
i got drunk. i rode my bicycle home, going around two roundabouts without looking and falling off three times. i did a lot of resting in the road laughing. i got home and was sick.
but, y'know you get sick in your nose, yeah? when you're being sick. well it's gone hard over night and turned into a bogey. i just picked my nose and the material sourced smelt like sick.
a sick bogey. this has never happened before. i didn't know this could happen. did you know this could happen?
so watch out, yeah. i'm just telling you for your own good. next time you're sick, wash your nose out first.