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really laughed a lot at this:
primary school books are the best, ive got one from when i was seven and its so bad, in the bio on the back it says 'i'm six years old and i like chicken nuggets'
i've actually got chicken nuggets in the oven right now so not much has changed
i got a god star. he was bemused when at the paretns evening the teacher asked him about his new job and he explained that i was a liar.
I wrote that my mum had hired a stripper at the weekend. It was a wallpaper stripper.
ill try and upload a pic tomorrow. outside cover is made from orange card and coloured in and everything! folded and stapled together in the middle like a proper book.