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Inspired by "finished with aplomb"
Sweet left foot. Only ever left. NEVER right.
TAKE. A. BOW.
(if chris waddle's commentating)
e.g. And here's Rooney. And the England forward passes to Ronaldo, and the twinkle-toed Portugese player...
The corridor of uncertainty
when you cross the ball into the gap between a goalkeeper and a retreating defence.
Thanks for clearing that one up, Clive. For a moment there I was starting to think that Messi was a locust.
after my friend saved Alfonso Ribeiro's life after a mishap on a ferry to France.
but a skit should be funny even if your audience isn't aware of the subject's mannerisms- especially if the subject in question is slightly marginal.
Football, cricket, probably other sports that involve hitting things hard....
Do me a favour love. (football)
In the event of Trevor Francis commentating
jesus was white,god was white, fabien barthez was white.need i say more? no.