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anyone "rocking the baby" other than the Brazil WC94 squad
pretending to be a DJ
The butterfly wings next to the chest.
I work with a guy who does both of the above during five-a-side.
Celebrate scoring goals at 5-a-side games.
To silence the crowd, obviously. Wang.
I used to work next to the Powerleague pitches by Liverpool Street station in London. The amount of screaming and ostentatious celebrations that came from fat bankers playing games on their 3 hour lunch breaks was... interesting.
Kissing the badge
Kissing the camera
sure i remember reading once that an agent advised all his players, after signing for clubs, kiss the badge after scoring the first goal because the fans in the stand all love it.
More likely to be seen in 5-a-side than the PL that.
whilst snorting the cornerflag.
and hes doing fucking forward rolls.
‘HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS THEN, PETER BEAGRIE!?’
Celebrating with the substitutes.
Shirt pulled up over the face and aeroplaning with the arms.
I just wanted to mention it without going to the hassle of starting a new 'Best Ever Goal Celebrations' thread.
especially if you're David Norris. WELL DONE, DAVID NORRIS, YOU SHOWED SOLIDARITY WITH A MAN WHO KILLED TWO CHILDREN WHILE DRUNK DRIVING. YOU'RE A CUNT.
The amount of mental, everyone hugging, running to the crowd celebrations for scuffed penalties in shit matches GETS ON MY WICK.
he was never likely to score tho, eh
and I'm an Everton fan
Blind footballers runing into one another
Pretending to hit a golf ball and looking where it went
That thing Giggs and Ince used to do as well
Except Jermain Defoe's 100 Goals one because I felt sorry for how many times he had to wear it - the felt numbers were starting to peel off after it had to be washed so many times
crap player, even worse celebration
and pretended to be an archer. Only happened once it was that bad, he then reverted back to the arm nonsense.
not sure he did anything other than the arm
happy to be proved right
also the booking the ref thing when he dropped his cards was superb :D
while Teddy Sheingham squirted a water bottle into his mouth.
And as much as I love Steven Gerrard, him kissing the camera when we beat United 4-1 at Old Trafford always makes me cringe.
You boring wankers.
drops his kecks, bends over and pulls his cheeks apart and takes a celebratory dump that vaguely spells out the scoreline 1 - 0. You cool with that?
I go to Chelsea, mate. We've a bit of decorum.
the Bebeto "rocking the cradle" thing was ok first time, but not after seeing a million other people copying it
would much prefer crap but original celebrations
just stop it
That looked ace at Wembley, the unbearable thing is City fans congratulating themselves on it.
it can be quite impressive, but it annoys me that it was shamelessly nicked off Lech Pozna? after they met them in the Europa league and thought it looked good (a few other clubs do this too now i think?)
Why did everybody in the 50's/60's 70's do that really weird little jump and arms raised celebration? Is it because people were a lot more inhibited back then, or were their shorts too tight and restricting?
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
You're not the Messiah, you're just a flukey twat.
Something about this act of supposed nobility really gets on my wick.